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re: Security guard documents 6 months of his farts.

Posted on 8/21/18 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 8:17 pm to
There had to be a misfire in there somewhere
Posted by Yaboylaroy
Member since Mar 2010
1830 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 8:21 pm to
This is why we have never been invaded by aliens
Posted by GeauxLSUGRL
Member since Nov 2014
699 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 8:42 pm to
best comment:
“Thats the only person that I’ve ever seen that if somebody asked how old the guy is, you could legitimately say somewhere between 12 and 54”
I do not get the credit- just had to share :)
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5268 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 10:17 pm to
I wouldn't expect a girl like you to comment in the fart thread. Lol
Posted by GeauxLSUGRL
Member since Nov 2014
699 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 11:41 pm to
Right? Farts are funny. Maybe 1/2 of women don’t think so or are prude but it happens.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5268 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:05 am to
Do you laugh at your own? You don't sound like a prissy type of girl at all. Hahaha
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29034 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:24 am to
1:28 was quite fleshy
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30363 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:33 am to
I'm jealous. When I was young, and dumb, I loved attention, and was a freaking clown.

I used to light my farts. With today's technology, I could have videoed the fart that singed the hair on my leg when I lit one while wearing really short cutoffs.
In today's Idiocracy world, I could have been a contender!
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38105 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:46 am to
Finally, the hero America deserves.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26446 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:52 am to
quote:

He's definitely related to Stingray


Who coined that nickname for that dude, someone here...?

That's awesome...
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5268 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:32 am to
Lol. You could be a national hero.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9126 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:54 am to
its bullshite.. he isn't farting. too choreographed. and he doesn't make any facial expressions.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38105 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 11:27 am to
quote:

its bullshite.. he isn't farting. too choreographed. and he doesn't make any facial expressions.



quote:

'You Trying to Say Jesus Christ Can't Hit a Curveball?'
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150566 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 11:44 am to
quote:

and he doesn't make any facial expressions.


You and I didn't watch the same video.

This is hilarious, because farts are always hilarious.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5268 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 4:12 pm to
Yes they are indeed.
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 7:53 pm to
Seems like there’s a couple he should probably check on
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14564 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 1:06 pm to
Paul Fart was fired
LINK
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14564 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 1:13 pm to
Paul - update thread title
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 1:17 pm to
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Paul Fart was fired


Everyone to the GoFundMe site now!
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