re: Secret Santa- I picked my boss

Posted by Janky

Team Primo

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:37 pm to BlackPot

Posted by lsucoonass

shreveport and east texas

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:38 pm to BlackPot

Shitting will be easier and you'll be able to get more out per trip

Posted by cas4t

Member since Jan 2010

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:39 pm to CoachChappy

the people telling you to buy your boss a roll of toilet paper should be ignored

don't buy your boss fricking toilet paper

Posted by CoachChappy

Member since May 2013

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:41 pm to cas4t

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don't buy your boss fricking toilet paper

I don't plan on it.

Posted by mglsu21

Prairieville

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:44 pm to CoachChappy

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To make matters worse, Day 1: something for the bathroom

Posted by SidewalkDawg

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:44 pm to CoachChappy

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Secret Santa- I picked my boss

Just give him IOU's for everything since he doesn't pay you for shite.

Posted by BRgetthenet

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:46 pm to CoachChappy

$5 gift card to La Tour

Posted by cas4t

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:54 pm to CoachChappy

ok, good

Posted by mctiger1985

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:14 pm to CoachChappy

poo-pouri

Posted by 75503Tiger

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:16 pm to CoachChappy

Since no one will know you should buy very shitty gifts from the dollar store. Everybody kisses his arse all year so a little disappointment is owed

Posted by CtotheVrzrbck

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:17 pm to CoachChappy

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To make matters worse, Day 1: something for the bathroom
how is a man supposed to buy another man something for the bathroom without it seeming fairly ghey?

poop in a bag?

Posted by CoachChappy

Member since May 2013

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:22 pm to 75503Tiger

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Since no one will know you should buy very shitty gifts from the dollar store

We reveal at the end.

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Everybody kisses his arse all year so a little disappointment is owed

I don't kiss his arse. In fact I rarely talk to him. I teach Special ed so nobody really knows what I do. As long as the kids are under control and the parents aren't bitching, he leaves me alone which is better than most principals.

Posted by jackmanusc

Columbia, SC

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:33 pm to CoachChappy

Jelly of the month club

Posted by CoachChappy

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:40 pm to jackmanusc

Posted by Ingeniero

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:15 pm to CoachChappy

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Get him this

Posted by pilsnerpusher

Member since Sep 2009

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:30 pm to CoachChappy

Buy a spade bit for his drill. It'll be under $5 and he can use it to make y'all a peephole for the female teacher's lounge bathroom. That'd meet both criteria.

Posted by TigerBait2008

Boulder,CO

Member since Jun 2008

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:33 pm to CoachChappy

Suck his dick, I'm sure you're use to it..

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:37 pm to CoachChappy

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To make matters worse, Day 1: something for the bathroom

WTF? So there are certains days you have to buy something that is related to a particular theme? That sucks. Something for the bathroom less than $5.

Here.

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