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Scratch tunisia off the list...Balls explode like a Volcano

Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:04 pm
Posted by cusoonkpd
Big Mamou
Member since Apr 2015
2013 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:04 pm
A MAN’S testicle “exploded like a volcano” after he got a rare disease on holiday.

David Worsley, 59, caught African salmonella, a strain of the infection which was confined to his genital area, in Tunisia...

LINK
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76208 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to
Great Balls of Fiya!
This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to
Not clicking that. Nope nope nope
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to
not clicking and frick you.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to
So he...









...busted a nut?
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:07 pm to
Do it pussy
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:07 pm to
he's probably just married
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21083 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:09 pm to


quote:

Doctors banned David from sleeping with his wife during the ordeal
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47764 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:20 pm to
Did he get spherical lava all over the wife?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29915 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Doctors banned David from sleeping with his wife during the ordeal


Looks like they were both done a huge favor.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105241 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:21 pm to
Apparently salmonella is becoming an epidemic across sub Saharan Africa, so you can pretty much skip Morocco all the way to Egypt.

Heat can kill it but OTOH dry environments can help it survive indefinitely.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30082 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Balls explode


i mean we've all been there from time to time
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

It’s not clear where it comes from in the first place. It spreads easily to other people.
It is more resistant to antibiotics and it’s also more liable to pass from the gut into the bloodstream and cause sepsis.
So it can easily be deadly, especially to older people


frick that
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45571 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

The grandad was in agony as his privates swelled to ten times their normal size when he got home. His left testicle then burst as he had a bath


So this guys left nut is the size of a grapefruit and thinks "I could really fancy a bath right now"? Maybe try the ER next time.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5181 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:39 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36811 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:43 pm to
The question “who’s fricking this chicken” has finally been answered
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