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Scratch tunisia off the list...Balls explode like a Volcano
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:04 pm
A MAN’S testicle “exploded like a volcano” after he got a rare disease on holiday.
David Worsley, 59, caught African salmonella, a strain of the infection which was confined to his genital area, in Tunisia...
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David Worsley, 59, caught African salmonella, a strain of the infection which was confined to his genital area, in Tunisia...
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Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to cusoonkpd
Great Balls of Fiya!
This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to cusoonkpd
Not clicking that. Nope nope nope
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to cusoonkpd
not clicking and frick you.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:06 pm to cusoonkpd
So he...
...busted a nut?
...busted a nut?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:09 pm to cusoonkpd
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Doctors banned David from sleeping with his wife during the ordeal
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:20 pm to StringedInstruments
Did he get spherical lava all over the wife?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:21 pm to StringedInstruments
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Doctors banned David from sleeping with his wife during the ordeal
Looks like they were both done a huge favor.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:21 pm to cusoonkpd
Apparently salmonella is becoming an epidemic across sub Saharan Africa, so you can pretty much skip Morocco all the way to Egypt.
Heat can kill it but OTOH dry environments can help it survive indefinitely.
Heat can kill it but OTOH dry environments can help it survive indefinitely.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:27 pm to cusoonkpd
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Balls explode
i mean we've all been there from time to time
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:28 pm to cusoonkpd
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It’s not clear where it comes from in the first place. It spreads easily to other people.
It is more resistant to antibiotics and it’s also more liable to pass from the gut into the bloodstream and cause sepsis.
So it can easily be deadly, especially to older people
frick that
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:37 pm to cusoonkpd
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The grandad was in agony as his privates swelled to ten times their normal size when he got home. His left testicle then burst as he had a bath
So this guys left nut is the size of a grapefruit and thinks "I could really fancy a bath right now"? Maybe try the ER next time.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:39 pm to SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/8/18 at 2:43 pm to cusoonkpd
The question “who’s fricking this chicken” has finally been answered
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