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Posted on 9/22/16 at 12:35 am to
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 12:35 am to

And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 12:38 am to
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So what did they saY?
Exciting doctrinal news!

Adam begat Seth; and Seth, Enos,
Kenan, Mahalaleel, Jered,
Henoch, Methuselah, Lamech,
Noe, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
The sons of Japheth were Gomer, Magog, Madai, and Javan, Tubal, Meshech, and Tiras.
Forsooth the sons of Gomer were Ashchenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah.
And the sons of Javan were Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim.
The sons of Ham were Cush, and Mizraim, Put, and Canaan.
And the sons of Cush were Seba, and Havilah, Sabta, and Raamah, and Sabtecha. And the sons of Raamah were Sheba, and Dedan.
And Cush begat Nimrod; this Nimrod began to be mighty in [the] earth.
And Mizraim begat Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and Naphtuhim,
and Pathrusim, and Casluhim, of which the Philistines and Caphthorim went out, or came. (and Pathrusim, and Casluhim, and Caphthorim, from whom the Philistines came.)And Canaan begat Sidon, his first begotten son (his first-born son), and Heth....
This post was edited on 9/22/16 at 12:39 am
Posted by philly444
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 12:38 am to
Sounds like they were Tennessee fans
Posted by bradwieser
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:44 am to
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Marky got with Sharon
And Sharon got Sharice
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:49 am to
Tigris droppings 1:1-3
On the 21 trillionth day the lord created forensic techniques and carbon dating so that man may read what the lord hath scribbled on papyrus with organic plant extracts. Thy word then doth spread via social media so the already believers could further believe. Those who should doubt the lord or his mysterious, illogical way of delivering the good news shall perish into eternal hell that cannot be found with any modern technologies, but certainly exists.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:58 am to
"Drink your Ovaltine."
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:53 am to
YHWH
Posted by TexasTiger89
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 5:54 am to
Interesting
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 6:13 am to
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Tigris droppings 1:1-3 On the 21 trillionth day the lord created forensic techniques and carbon dating so that man may read what the lord hath scribbled on papyrus with organic plant extracts. Thy word then doth spread via social media so the already believers could further believe. Those who should doubt the lord or his mysterious, illogical way of delivering the good news shall perish into eternal hell that cannot be found with any modern technologies, but certainly exists.


See man...this is the type of thing that makes non-believers look like assholes.
This post was edited on 9/22/16 at 6:44 am
Posted by Upperaltiger06
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 7:59 am to
How's that?
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 8:14 am to
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shall perish into eternal hell that cannot be found with any modern technologies, but certainly exists.


You should know that hell is real - hell is being an Auburn fan while Nick Saban is at Bama stacking them NCs.
Posted by Bootyrich
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 8:15 am to
Using technology like this to uncover history as important as this is the kind of interesting shite I'm into
Posted by Hogwarts
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 8:19 am to
Neat stuff for sure
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 8:21 am to
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Am I the only one wondering how in the hell isbthat happening in Kentucky of all places?


Horse and high tech capital of the world. We are the unknown silicon valley (and I'm not talking about breasts).
Posted by Eric Stratton
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:06 am to
Coming from the literary genius that started a sentence off with "or."
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 12:08 pm to
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