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re: Scarlett Johansson is divorced (again) NSFW

Posted on 1/26/17 at 10:54 am to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 10:54 am to
quote:

I've never seen the big deal about her

Guys are more your speed, aren't they?
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 10:54 am to
That's her Women's March LGBT cut
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17711 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 10:56 am to
quote:

That's her Women's March LGBT cut


So you're telling me there's a chance for a FFM threesome as well?!? Oh day of days!
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17711 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 10:58 am to
Her now former husband claims that when he heard he was meeting Scarlett, he "learned English in one night"

That man did WORK
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 10:58 am to
I met her when she was with Ryan Reynolds. She's tiny and very cool. She was looking pretty ordinary and wholesome.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:03 am to
She has nudes on Reddit
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95578 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:06 am to
Setting aside the blonde hair for a second, she's overall right in my wheelhouse.


Just dumb as a box of hammers. That would rule out anything long-term, but man what a fun ride it could be for a few weeks/months.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15266 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:10 am to
She's obviously crazy as hell. I bet she's likes an open arrangement.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108297 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:12 am to
Damaged goods. Would not talk to much less touch.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33470 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:13 am to
Scarlett already has all my knuckle children
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:13 am to
because you're gay....

I bet your wife would strap it on and rail dat that arse
Posted by TigerDonk
BR
Member since Dec 2011
1248 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:23 am to
quote:

So if she put the moves on you, you'd tell her to kick rocks because she's anti-trump?

quote:

Tigeralum2008



No, I would smash until I got tired of her shite. Then take half her money then move on to Israeli supermodels. Just like what her ex hubby is about to do.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:31 am to
So both of her marriages have lasted a total of 5 years combined.

Surely it can't be her.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70738 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:34 am to
Her in that red dress is by far her best look imo.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60574 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:34 am to
She's past her prime.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:38 am to
Ok. Im in.

Ready to marry.

I will put her on a diet and get her an elliptical stairmaster. She needs to lose 15 lbs in the rear.

Her politics are fine with me.

As long as she has that haircut, she can wear wigs if she loses the coin flip to see who is on top.
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 11:39 am
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17711 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:40 am to
quote:

She's past her prime.



So am I
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56840 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:48 am to
I wonder if it was because he dresses like '90s Alladin and Cam Newton's frickchild?









Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9096 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:48 am to
quote:

If you can't/wont marry someone because of their political beliefs, then you're the fricked up one..... not them.




Well this is just dumb
Posted by Kevin Faulkner
Section 215
Member since Jul 2012
314 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:53 am to
Didn't she lose a leg when she was a teen?
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