re: Sayings that trigger you:

"Happy wife, happy life."

Put on the pants in your house, you fricking pussy.

“Our diversity is our strength.“

Whatev

Whatever as reply is bad enough
Shortening it is even worse

"To be perfectly honest..."

quote:

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Living my best life.

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This falls under a huge pandering umbrella.

Educated/affluent white people will use dumb fricking "urban" sayings and pretend that they are just normal things smart people say. "Clapback" is maybe my most hated version. You mean "retort" or "respond" or even "fired back"???


Whats funny is the people who invent the stupid terms to be cool immediately abandoned them when these losers start using them and make new ones. The life cycle of a cool is like 4 weeks now.

When it comes down to it, irregardless, when it's all said and done, I could literally care less due to the fact that at the end of the day, it is what it is.

Kids using "bet" in the wrong way.

'I want to play fortnite all day" friend yells out "bet" as in agreeing with their friend.

or

"Dude, if you dont stop, I'm going to hit you" antagonist's response "bet"

My students say this all the time and it drives me nuts.

Also Lit, YASSSS, and pretty much any word or phrase "invented" by a rapper/hip hop singer that kids automatically turn into hip slang.

Used at work all the time about safety...

"Y'all start a Conversation on the problem"

It just irks the shite out of me.

“Obviously..”, “we can all agree..”, or “everyone knows..” usually followed by a statement that is neither obvious nor universally accepted.

When I hear these qualifiers, I immediately know that whatever follows is bullshite.

Sorry not sorry.

Passive aggressive bullshite women say. Drives me nuts.