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Sasquatch claims two lives

Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102202 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:15 pm
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Two Portland men who had been looking for Sasquatch were found dead in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest Saturday, officials said.

A family member reported the two men missing around 1 a.m. Christmas Day after they didn’t return on Christmas Eve as expected, the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on Facebook Saturday.

More than 60 volunteers helped look for the men, and the U.S. Coast Guard sent a helicopter.

The men, 59 and 37, were found dead on Dec. 28 in a wooded area of the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, the sheriff’s office said. They appeared to have died from exposure, the sheriff’s office said, “based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness.”

“The Skamania County Sheriff’s Office extends our deepest sympathies and condolences to the families of the loved ones lost in this tragic incident,” the sheriff’s office said.




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Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:17 pm to
Darwin doing work
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
81780 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:19 pm to
Complete morons
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4367 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:19 pm to
Still undefeated at hide and seek.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7222 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:22 pm to
Make a fire, cover the coals and sleep on them. These guys never watch YouTube?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102202 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:25 pm to
It's not so easy when a Squatch is chasing you. They probably fell in a creek and got hypothermia.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74417 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
7226 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:30 pm to
Good chance the rescuers fall in the creek.

A ladder?
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4578 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:43 pm to
Damn, they probably would have found him too.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
137918 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:52 pm to
They died doing what they loved.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4360 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:13 pm to
Squatch attacks are mistaken for exposure all the time.


Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Sasquatch


Had a beer with that dude one time. Nice fellow but he smelled like arse.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164215 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:27 pm to
Aint no thing as a dam samsquanch
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36404 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:29 pm to
Squatchin ain’t for the weak
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
33846 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:30 pm to
That photo being posted to this story makes me think this is a fake story. But if real, I salute the willingness of those rescuers to risk wet boots if they were to plummet from that ladder.
Posted by TXLSUCHE
Houston, Tx
Member since Sep 2005
573 posts
Posted on 12/29/24 at 11:27 pm to
Looks like a pretty hairy situation
Posted by Water
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2020
1061 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:07 am to
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ill-preparedness


Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25370 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:20 am to
quote:

Sasquatch claims two lives


Lies! You libelous scoundrel, you!
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32680 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 3:34 am to
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14158 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 6:10 am to
They weren't looking for sasquatch. They read the thread about biblical giant humans and were out searching for those.
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