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Sasquatch claims two lives
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:15 pm
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Two Portland men who had been looking for Sasquatch were found dead in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest Saturday, officials said.
A family member reported the two men missing around 1 a.m. Christmas Day after they didn’t return on Christmas Eve as expected, the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on Facebook Saturday.
More than 60 volunteers helped look for the men, and the U.S. Coast Guard sent a helicopter.
The men, 59 and 37, were found dead on Dec. 28 in a wooded area of the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, the sheriff’s office said. They appeared to have died from exposure, the sheriff’s office said, “based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness.”
“The Skamania County Sheriff’s Office extends our deepest sympathies and condolences to the families of the loved ones lost in this tragic incident,” the sheriff’s office said.

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Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:19 pm to Jim Rockford
Still undefeated at hide and seek.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:22 pm to Jim Rockford
Make a fire, cover the coals and sleep on them. These guys never watch YouTube?
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:25 pm to sqerty
It's not so easy when a Squatch is chasing you. They probably fell in a creek and got hypothermia.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Good chance the rescuers fall in the creek.
A ladder?
A ladder?
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:43 pm to Jim Rockford
Damn, they probably would have found him too.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 9:52 pm to Jim Rockford
They died doing what they loved.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:13 pm to Jim Rockford
Squatch attacks are mistaken for exposure all the time.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:19 pm to Jim Rockford
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Sasquatch
Had a beer with that dude one time. Nice fellow but he smelled like arse.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:27 pm to Jim Rockford
Aint no thing as a dam samsquanch
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:29 pm to Jim Rockford
Squatchin ain’t for the weak
Posted on 12/29/24 at 10:30 pm to Jim Rockford
That photo being posted to this story makes me think this is a fake story. But if real, I salute the willingness of those rescuers to risk wet boots if they were to plummet from that ladder.
Posted on 12/29/24 at 11:27 pm to Jim Rockford
Looks like a pretty hairy situation
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:07 am to Jim Rockford
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ill-preparedness

Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:20 am to Jim Rockford
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Sasquatch claims two lives
Lies! You libelous scoundrel, you!
Posted on 12/30/24 at 6:10 am to Jim Rockford
They weren't looking for sasquatch. They read the thread about biblical giant humans and were out searching for those.
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