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re: Santa: Have you ever busted or been busted?

Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16899 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:24 pm to
No but I did dress up like Santa and gave my GF the yule log..She was turned on....
This post was edited on 12/24/18 at 10:31 pm
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
4764 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:25 pm to
Never been caught...yet.

As for makin' with the misses, yeah I think the stepson might have caught a peek down the hall cause my dumb arse left the door a little too open....

He has never spoken of this event.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:26 pm to
A little too open? Lol, any opening is too open.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

No but I did dress up like and gave my GF the yule log..She was turned on....
. I’m not into the whole 2 girls 1 cup thing
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:31 pm to
I started this thread out of boredom while waiting for my kids to get in that deep REM. Now I’m hoping I didn’t jinx myself by doing it
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71821 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:58 pm to
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Gotta think thousands of parents are minutes away from getting busted by their kids tonight


This is honestly our life all the time not just this night. Can't even tell my wife I want to frick her tits off anymore without fear of being heard.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
27920 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

Santa: Have you ever busted or been busted?

Im so glad the underlined section was followed by the un-underlined section. Because I originally read it as busting a nut.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:10 pm to
How does “a nut” get added on? Lol
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16899 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

I’m not into the whole 2 girls 1 cup thing


You must be as drunk as I am...at least I hope so..
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17533 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:20 pm to
I was assembling a big doll house and my daughter kept waking up.

But I planned ahead and locked the gate we use to keep the dog from getting through. So she got to the gate and yelled, lol.
If not for the locked gate then I’d be busted.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9008 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:22 pm to
I busted my parents with the paper also. About 8 I guess.

My daughter is plotting to catch Santa. She’s 9. Guess we’ll see. Current plan is for me to be in the hall while the wife sets up. If she comes out I will claim to be pinned down and hide in her room.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:24 pm to
Damn near got busted this afternoon by my 4 year old. Getting ready for church and he comes in my room and hops up on the bed to put his shoes on. I reached for the closet door, forgetting that all of his presents that we wrapped last night are sitting inside. Told him to go get ready in his room so he'd leave.
This post was edited on 12/24/18 at 11:25 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178325 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:27 pm to
Santa only wrapped the presents for the gay kids
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:28 pm to
Gotta throw a blanket over that shite. Lol. That’s where all ours were. Wrapped but in big shopping bags
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

Santa only wrapped the presents for the gay kids


I only wrap my present when I’m banging your mom
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27920 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

How does “a nut” get added on? Lol


cause im used to it busting on my gf and im santa this year.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:31 pm to
Fair enough lol
Posted by Hobo Code
Member since Jan 2018
236 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 11:57 pm to
I dress up like Santa. Insurance.
Plus Ms. Hobocode likes to help me empty my sack.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10505 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:05 am to
My 8 year old daughter busted my wife coming in with gifts about 2 hours ago. We made her go back to bed. Gifts are under the tree now but I'm pretty sure there will be many questions when she gets up and sees the gifts mom brought in were Santa. My 4yr old will be excited though.

I think I'm going to try to convince her she had a dream about mom walking in with gifts.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:06 am to
I just finished. Took over 20 minutes to put the shite out and it was all ready to go. And their doors are no more than 15ft from the tree. Wife decided she was gonna “set up” the doll house with all the furniture. But she didn’t unpack any of it. 20 little pieces of wooden furniture wrapped in bubble wrap and tape. So much for being a ninja. We pulled it off though
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