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Santa: Have you ever busted or been busted?

Posted on 12/24/18 at 9:55 pm
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/24/18 at 9:55 pm
Ever busted your parents or been busted by your kids putting out gifts?
And how’d you figure out the Santa thing?
I was still kinda young 8 or so. The wrapping paper used on my “Santa” gifts was at the top of my dad’s closet. Remember it like it was yesterday. Blue paper with snowmen. Scarred me for life lol Dumbass

Gotta think thousands of parents are minutes away from getting busted by their kids tonight

I’m like a ninja though, ain’t catching me. My kids also sleep like bricks
This post was edited on 12/24/18 at 10:16 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48100 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 9:56 pm to
I thought this thread was about having sexual relations with Santa.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 9:57 pm to
It is if you tell us your story
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21070 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Gotta think thousands of parents are minutes away from getting busted by their kids tonight


This is pretty much life all the time as a parent.

Sneaking extra cookies.

Watching a movie or show later than bed time.

Plowing their mother.

You’re always at risk of getting caught.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:00 pm to
Wait. What are you talking about....?
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:08 pm to
I’ve been busted.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49577 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:13 pm to
Santa’s gifts were wrapped?

We never did that. Santa’s gifts were left out by the fireplace individual piles
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:14 pm to
I just reread the OP. Jeez that was terrible. Sorry, Santa been sippin on a few adult beverages. I made it more understandable
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Santa’s gifts were wrapped?
mine were. We do some wrapped, some not wrapped for my kids
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Plowing their mother.

Mrs Claus and I have yet to be caught. But my oldest is only 6 and I get tunnel vision when it’s that time
This post was edited on 12/24/18 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38758 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:18 pm to
My parents used to nail a sheet over the door entering the living room so I wouldn’t wake up to pee and peak at what Santa had left
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:19 pm to
Literally almost got busted by my seven year old, not five minutes ago. Thought he’d crashed and was prepping the layout of loot when I heard footsteps, thought it was my wife and damn-near rolled out of the living room with a lego set in-hand. It was my son wanting some water.

It was close. Now he won’t fricking go back to sleep. This could be a long night.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

My parents used to nail a sheet over the door entering the living room so I wouldn’t wake up to pee and peak at what Santa had left


Did they make up a story as to why? Lol. Or were you a gullible kid? I sure was
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

The wrapping paper used on my “Santa” gifts was at the top of my dad’s closet. Remember it like it was yesterday. Blue paper with snowmen. Scarred me for life lol Dumbass

If wrapping paper was the only thing you found at the top of your dad's closet that scarred you for life, you got off lucky.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
67598 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:20 pm to
I caught my parents in third grade putting together a trainset in the living room. They tried to tell me they were helping Santa. I didn't buy that for a second. Worst part is they didn't put it together right and it stopped working after a day or two.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Literally almost got busted by my seven year old, not five minutes ago. Thought he’d crashed and was prepping the layout of loot when I heard footsteps, thought it was my wife and damn-near rolled out of the living room with a lego set in-hand. It was my son wanting some water. It was close. Now he won’t fricking go back to sleep. This could be a long night.


Dude, too early. You was trying to finish that shite up so you could go layout Mrs claus huh?
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38758 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:20 pm to
I believe the story behind it was so I wouldn’t scare/startle Santa..
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

If wrapping paper was the only thing you found at the top of your dad's closet that scarred you for life, you got off lucky.


touché

Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:21 pm to
Makes sense
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/24/18 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

I caught my parents in third grade putting together a trainset in the living room. They tried to tell me they were helping Santa. I didn't buy that for a second. Worst part is they didn't put it together right and it stopped working after a day or two.
. That’s messed up lol
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