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re: Sam Bankman-Fried got teased by jail inmates for dating Caroline Ellison

Posted on 2/22/24 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17222 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 8:32 pm to
She is so fricking ugly that knowing she exists irrationally pisses me off
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1450 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:06 pm to
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It's weird that people are so accepting of others being raped in prison. I just don't get how that could ever be a thing. It makes no sense to me. But people point it out with glee. It's sick..


Agree. That kind of prison experience should be reserved for our most monstrous of convicts.
Hard to see any convict coming out of that as anything other than an even greater threat to society than before.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64065 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:12 pm to
I forgot who said it here in another thread about her, but the most accurate description of her I’ve ever seen is:

I’ll bet that cooter smells like a hot turtle tank.

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37526 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:17 pm to
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Who the frick gave Dolby a sock? Damn it Harry
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6044 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:19 pm to
They were having orgies... Every single one of them (the FTX/Alameda characters) look like they have skid marks in their underwear at all times, and those repulsive motherfrickers were having orgies. Just crusty, shite stained tighty-whities and panties laying everywhere... Probably had dogs rolling around on their underwear to hide their scent.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:23 pm to
I read Michael Lewis's book on him. He was/is a strange dude.

When things were closing in on him, his parents bought him a trained guard dog (German Shepard) where he and the dog stayed in his room at his parents house before the FBI arrested him (just to give everyone some perspective on the fact his parents were weird and is why the is the way he is).

He had 0 emotional connection to her. He dated her out of pure convenience. She was there, she didn't require him to do the things that are expected in a relationship. She was there whenever he took a break from being fixated on what he was doing and wanted something to nail.
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
658 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:34 pm to
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She's probably exactly his type of freaky. She probably does shite no other woman would do for him.


If by "freaky" you mean "homely nymphomaniac who blabbed about her sex life on Tumblr" then you are spot on.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20276 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:37 pm to


Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
658 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:44 pm to
Everyone be looking at Caroline like...

Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5344 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:45 pm to
If that's the worst thing happening to him in jail he should feel lucky.
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
4548 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:56 pm to
she is so ugly that i might skip work tomorrow in protest
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29792 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 9:56 pm to
I feel like you are really short changing yourself out of the complete prison experience if you go and all you get is: teased.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 2/22/24 at 10:05 pm to
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He’s not exactly what I call a stud himself.




A billion dollars would make PeeWee Herman a stud.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:29 am to
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If that's the worst thing happening to him in jail he should feel lucky.


What kind of prison do you think this guy is going to? This is a non violent man that committed financial fraud.

Right now is the worst time of his whole sentence.

Once he's processed he'll be sent to a minimum security prison camp. That means no walls, no gun towers, very little direct supervision and years and years of mind numbing boredom. He can watch TV in his room or read or play cards. As long as he doesn't do anything stupid like try to escape, that's where he'll stay. If he walks off and they catch him, then it's up to medium or max.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
1438 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 5:06 am to
Yeah, I don't wish to sound unkind, but she is really unattractive.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28378 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 5:42 am to
This is how you OP.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61680 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:02 am to
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They were asking him why as a billionaire would he date such a beauty





I mean, it is a legit question



Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27098 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:17 am to
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That kind of prison experience should be reserved for our most monstrous of convicts.


If you consider him responsibly for ruining thousands of people's lives and causing numerous suicides, then idgaf what happens to this guy in jail.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4069 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:36 am to
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gangbangers


Pretty sure Sam and Madonnas daughter were hanging with these folks regularly while running their company.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4505 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:45 am to
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wow they really got that kid in a real prison? wouldn't have expected that with the connections he has.

He hasn't been sentenced yet. He'll end up in some low security federal prison once he is.
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