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Salma Hayek is sexy even while sleeping on a hammock

Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:03 am
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:03 am
God I’d love to watch them swing around.




ETA-


This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 2:23 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78103 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:04 am to
careful...the vikings coach crew will be here shortly to tell you she's not attractive
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:06 am to
Need one of her snoring with drool hanging out of her mouth to fully assess sexiness quotient while sleeping.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81890 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:07 am to
Gross she's like 55 and weighs 245
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:08 am to
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Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:08 am to
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Gross she's like 55 and weighs 245


You serious, Clark?
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:08 am to
Plus she’s a billionaire
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33992 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:09 am to
Still my #1
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:09 am to
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Salma Hayek is sexy even while sleeping on a hammock


They're called boobs, Ed.
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2263 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:11 am to
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3497 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:12 am to
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Need one of her snoring with drool hanging out of her mouth to fully assess sexiness quotient while sleeping.



still would
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6446 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:12 am to
She's a true 10..
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:12 am to
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Gross she's like 55 and weighs 245





She's only 5'2" - in that hammock pic, she is, AT MOST, 148 pounds. A curvy, busty 148, not a doughy, fat 148 (again, if that).

This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 8:42 pm
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:13 am to
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They're called boobs, Ed.


They’re called huge boobs, Bob. I’m gonna say a legitimate DD.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:15 am to
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They’re called huge boobs, Bob. I’m gonna say a legitimate DD.


They are perfect
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22186 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:15 am to
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careful...the vikings coach crew will be here shortly to tell you she's not attractive


Au contraire mon frère, Salma Hayek is one of the finest women to ever walk this Earth.
Posted by RebelRye
Metairie, LA
Member since Nov 2018
1092 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:17 am to
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SirWinston

Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:19 am to
she's perfect...

Like Grace Kelly before her, royalty or a billionaire came in and scooped her up because she was so perfect
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 11:21 am
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:19 am to
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Gross she's like 55 and weighs 245


Wanna know how I know you're ghey?
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:21 am to
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Gross she's like 55 and weighs 245



Dawg..I hope you are trolling
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