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re: Salma Hayek in bikinis (PNSFW)

Posted on 5/25/21 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58513 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 12:04 pm to
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Breasts could never increase in size over a span of 20+ years.
real breast dont unless you get fat.
Posted by Skooter
Member since Jun 2008
2257 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:30 pm to
Little known fact: she attended the Academy of the Sacred Heart in Grand Coteau for a little while.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30208 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:36 pm to
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real breast dont unless you get fat.


I bet you think they feel like bags of sand. I call shenanigans on your post.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58513 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:48 pm to
so youre saying a 35yo with B tits can grow to D tits at 45 without getting fat or an augmentation? ok.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:50 pm to
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I bet you think they feel like bags of sand. I call shenanigans on your post.

I think she’s pretty much perfect especially for her age.

But you think it’s unlikely a wealthy celebrity known for her beauty gets a slight breast enlargement?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30208 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:32 pm to
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so youre saying a 35yo with B tits can grow to D tits at 45 without getting fat or an augmentation? ok.


No, I didn't say that at all. What I did say is that it's entirely possible for Salma Hayek to have gone up one cup size in 25 years.
Posted by cattleman
South La.
Member since Feb 2006
258 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 3:30 pm to
If God made anything better than that he kept it with him .
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73575 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 4:06 pm to
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Quentin Tarantino was right to lick her foot.







Lucky son of a bitch.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 4:07 pm to
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so youre saying a 35yo with B tits can grow to D tits at 45 without getting fat or an augmentation? ok.


She didn't have B's in Desperado.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12428 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 4:15 pm to









Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21742 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 4:52 pm to
I'd take dick canoe down titty canyon.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25678 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 4:57 pm to
Her husband’s net worth: US$43.1 Billion (As of 6 March 2021)

François-Henri Pinault
This post was edited on 5/25/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6808 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 5:36 pm to
NB4 someone hates on those implants
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 5:37 pm to
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Her husband’s net worth: US$43.1 Billion (As of 6 March 2021)

François-Henri Pinault


And people say money can't buy love.
Posted by GRIZZ
Morgan City
Member since Nov 2009
6235 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 5:45 pm to
Waaay better than Hurley. Not even close.
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 5:45 pm to
So this is what you get if you are billionaire I guess.
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
28124 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 5:49 pm to
Always had a thing for Salma...Check out the scene on From Dusk Till Dawn. Doesn't get any better than that.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30208 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 5:50 pm to
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I'd take dick canoe down titty canyon.


Is that the new Universal Studios ride? Step right up, folks, take a wet and slippery ride through Titty Canyon. No one stays dry on this one, guaranteed or your money back.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4295 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 6:12 pm to
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I bet she prefers her tacos with corn tortillas.


id prefer her taco with or without any type of tortillas or any other condiments for that matter.

on second thought, I definitely prefer her taco without a condiment
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 6:43 pm to
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Hard to believe there’s a set like that on a woman that age. Especially with that body.

Her husband is a billionaire.

There has been more body work on her than on a George Barris custom.
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