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re: Salma Hayek in bikinis (PNSFW)

Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:03 am to
Posted by Frac the world
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Posted by Scottforeverlsu
Louisiana
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:09 am to
My Queen
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:10 am to
GOAT

'From Dusk Till Dawn'may have been the peak.








Posted by SpecialHazard
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:12 am to
Major league yabos
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:12 am to
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My wife understands that Selma Hayek


Mine too. She pokes fun at me. “She’s the same age as your mom”.

Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:23 am to
Mrs. 19 is NOT a fan. Probably because I drop everything whenever Selma appears in the TV.

Sorry, not sorry and never been.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Her face has always been ehhh 6/10



I guess by OT standards

A 6/10 is a little above average. The average person is pretty plain looking
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:32 am to
Viagra in jpg form
Posted by hyzersoze
Member since Jul 2016
160 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:49 am to
From some movie

Posted by Tiger in NY
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30231 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:58 am to
quote:

From some movie


People always fixate on her breasts. The fact that she has a phatty, too, gets overlooked.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:59 am to




Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5635 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:01 am to
I met her. She is very petite in person, which makes her...um...bosom seem even more prominent. She is an extremely beautiful women even off-screen.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44411 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:01 am to
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I’m 46. I’d take a fit 40 something year old before I’d mess with a ditz in her 20’s.


All day long.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:03 am to
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I’m 46. I’d take a fit 40 something year old before I’d mess with a ditz in her 20’s.

Not that there’s anything wrong with the 20’s. I just wouldn’t wanna deal with the dumbass drama.



I've dealt with plenty of drama from 40 somethings as well.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:05 am to
quote:

People always fixate on her breasts. The fact that she has a phatty, too, gets overlooked.

I got downvoted for saying she has a better arse then the vast majority of the instathots posted in the OT’s unicorn competitions
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:10 am to
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I got downvoted for saying she has a better arse then the vast majority of the instathots posted in the OT’s unicorn competitions


Won't be getting a down vote from me. She has an almost perfect body.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6963 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:15 am to


You're a truly great American.
Posted by HollywoodCourt
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141 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:37 am to
I bet she prefers her tacos with corn tortillas.
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2278 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Major league yabos


First ballot unanimous hall of fame ones at that.
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