Rules are rules...

if your join date is in the 2000s, you can use certain words that posters who joined in the 2010s cannot use

Pics or it didn’t happen

If she’s over 18, they are gonna ask for pics

If you are bragging, back it up

If you claim to be a woman, you better post some evidence.

OweO is terrible

Don’t ask the OT for a favor unless you are willing to go all the way

If you have a long post, break it up with pics or gifs.

Don’t post in rhyme. The OT Hates that..

You can insult posters but leave their kids out of it.

Don’t bite off more than you can chew.

If you want to frick around, mikel can find you and the OT can help you find out.

His Name was LucasP

Only post porn in anchored threads

nice try, everyone knows that's a pic of '08

Can we get a list of the super hot female posters?

Don't spell the word "culture" with "ch" and "a"

Archer was his name,

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Archer was his name,

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The Ballad of Archer




so gather round fellas,
You lowly forlorn,
And I’ll tell you of Archer,
The Bomber of Porn,
He posted a pic,
In a reaction thread,
That went on so long,
Of a chick giving head,

Oh hey mr. Chicken,
No don’t take it down,
Cause I jerked off Once,
But I’ve got one more round,
And it ain’t every day,
That us folks get to see,
Some squirtin young snizz,
Posted on the OT.

Well DaDudeAbides posted,
And started the trend,
Of a dude eating arse,
For his not proggie friends,
And he might have gone down,
But he lit up a fuse,
And the porn bomb went off,
Getting thousands of views,

So archer he posted,
Just a thread full of skanks,
And the admins were drunk,
So throw Fred in the tank,
And eventually Rummy,
Forced his way through the door,
But the porn bomb had gotten,
To page 24

Oh hey mr. Chicken,
No don’t take it down,
Cause I jerked off Once,
But I’ve got one more round,
And it ain’t every day,
That us folks get to see,
Some squirtin young snizz,
Posted on the OT.