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re: Rubber band ligation for hemorrhoids.

Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:38 pm to
Man, I'm getting some funny ads for this one. "Stop Anal Prolapse" indeed!

(EDIT: and apparently the cure is basically just a butt-plug.)
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15127 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:39 pm to
I don't have a prescription for it anymore.

But I had the same digestive system since I was a toddler. I remember being amazed when people said they shite everyday. I had no idea that was a thing. Actually kinda sounded like an inconvenience.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 12:40 pm
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:40 pm to
OMG TMI WTF
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9875 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

don't spend too much time on the toilet.


I shite probably 4 times a day.

Cumulative toilet sitting is around an hour and a half. Give or take 10 mins.

Is that too much?
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32318 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:51 pm to
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Metamucil might cause some blasting due to high fiber content, but it's worth the risk.
What?
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:52 pm to
In case anyone needs a visual



Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12706 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:55 pm to
thanks
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62249 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:58 pm to
Wouldn’t this be the same as Konsyl?
Posted by mingoswamp
St. Louis
Member since Aug 2017
976 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:59 pm to
Just wait until you get that out of nowhere ice pick stabbing pain that will leave claw marks on the ceiling!

Been there before, good luck
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:02 pm to
Y’all should just get a shite bag like PeeJ has. He never has to sit or shite on the toilet
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23102 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Wouldn’t this be the same as Konsyl?


pretty much.

I am on a powder mixture, not a capsule. I don't necessarily need extra fiber. I take the powder fiber bc with IBS issues you're always having diarrhea movements. The powder helps form the movements into solids. Therefore you're not pushing and cramping which causes hemorrhoids.
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23750 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:31 pm to
Bloating
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23750 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Just wait until you get that out of nowhere ice pick stabbing pain that will leave claw marks on the ceiling!

Been there before, good luck



What do you mean by that? The pain suppose to go away after few hours according to Doc
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80890 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:47 pm to
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Had a tennis ball size lump sticking out of rectum, Looked like a chimp anus
I never have hard stools. I guess dealing with an increased risk of shitting myself is worth it.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80890 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

I shite probably 4 times a day
Yeah, me too.
quote:


Cumulative toilet sitting is around an hour and a half. Give or take 10 mins
what? Mine is about 15 minutes total. 3-4 minutes a time. I'm not reading books in there.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 1:51 pm
Posted by mingoswamp
St. Louis
Member since Aug 2017
976 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:10 pm to
I had 5 thromboses at the same time. Over the next couple of weeks, out of nowhere I'd get an indescribable pain for about half a second. I'd be laying down and next thing you know my body was mid air. I was glad when that part was over.

Here I am 19 years later, and need to have a few done again. I told the Dr. to take care of when I had a colonoscopy in June. Nope, got to go it another time
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23750 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:13 pm to
A lot has changed since 19 years. Better instruments, better equipments, better doctors and less pain (I hope)
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:15 pm to
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I don't know what board this should be moved to...but get it the frick outta here

I'll take a hemorrhoid thread over another mask/covid/shutdown/politics thread at this point. Also, OP should be grateful there was no excision.

Needle.
In.
Starfish.

then

Scalpel.
In.
Starfish.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 2:20 pm
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:35 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:36 am
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:43 pm to
I thought this was a thread about a lawsuit for rubber band hemorrhoids
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