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re: Rubber band ligation for hemorrhoids.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:38 pm to Northwestern tiger
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:38 pm to Northwestern tiger
Man, I'm getting some funny ads for this one. "Stop Anal Prolapse" indeed!
(EDIT: and apparently the cure is basically just a butt-plug.)
(EDIT: and apparently the cure is basically just a butt-plug.)
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:39 pm to Northwestern tiger
I don't have a prescription for it anymore.
But I had the same digestive system since I was a toddler. I remember being amazed when people said they shite everyday. I had no idea that was a thing. Actually kinda sounded like an inconvenience.
But I had the same digestive system since I was a toddler. I remember being amazed when people said they shite everyday. I had no idea that was a thing. Actually kinda sounded like an inconvenience.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:41 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:
don't spend too much time on the toilet.
I shite probably 4 times a day.
Cumulative toilet sitting is around an hour and a half. Give or take 10 mins.
Is that too much?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:51 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:What?
Metamucil might cause some blasting due to high fiber content, but it's worth the risk.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:52 pm to RT1941
In case anyone needs a visual


Posted on 7/17/20 at 12:59 pm to Northwestern tiger
Just wait until you get that out of nowhere ice pick stabbing pain that will leave claw marks on the ceiling!
Been there before, good luck
Been there before, good luck
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:02 pm to mingoswamp
Y’all should just get a shite bag like PeeJ has. He never has to sit or shite on the toilet
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:15 pm to High C
quote:
Wouldn’t this be the same as Konsyl?
pretty much.
I am on a powder mixture, not a capsule. I don't necessarily need extra fiber. I take the powder fiber bc with IBS issues you're always having diarrhea movements. The powder helps form the movements into solids. Therefore you're not pushing and cramping which causes hemorrhoids.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:34 pm to mingoswamp
quote:
Just wait until you get that out of nowhere ice pick stabbing pain that will leave claw marks on the ceiling!
Been there before, good luck
What do you mean by that? The pain suppose to go away after few hours according to Doc
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:47 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:I never have hard stools. I guess dealing with an increased risk of shitting myself is worth it.
Had a tennis ball size lump sticking out of rectum, Looked like a chimp anus
Posted on 7/17/20 at 1:51 pm to blueboxer1119
quote:Yeah, me too.
I shite probably 4 times a day
quote:
Cumulative toilet sitting is around an hour and a half. Give or take 10 mins
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:10 pm to Northwestern tiger
I had 5 thromboses at the same time. Over the next couple of weeks, out of nowhere I'd get an indescribable pain for about half a second. I'd be laying down and next thing you know my body was mid air. I was glad when that part was over.
Here I am 19 years later, and need to have a few done again. I told the Dr. to take care of when I had a colonoscopy in June. Nope, got to go it another time
Here I am 19 years later, and need to have a few done again. I told the Dr. to take care of when I had a colonoscopy in June. Nope, got to go it another time
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:13 pm to mingoswamp
A lot has changed since 19 years. Better instruments, better equipments, better doctors and less pain (I hope)
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:15 pm to BrohemAlem11
quote:
I don't know what board this should be moved to...but get it the frick outta here
I'll take a hemorrhoid thread over another mask/covid/shutdown/politics thread at this point. Also, OP should be grateful there was no excision.
Needle.
In.
Starfish.
then
Scalpel.
In.
Starfish.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:35 pm to Northwestern tiger
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:36 am
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:43 pm to Northwestern tiger
I thought this was a thread about a lawsuit for rubber band hemorrhoids 
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