re: Rodney Dangerfield's Headstone

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My CSB Dangerfield story. My dad was working at the Beverly Hilton for a few months back in probably 94-95 time frame helping get new management up and running.

I went to visit for a few weeks one summer and we were eating in the hotel restaurant and down comes Rodney in his robe and slippers and he came and sat down to eat with us. My dad had gotten to know him as Rodney was living in the hotel at the time. I was 14 or 15 at the time and starstruck. He was super nice and cracked some jokes.

I know CSB.

That is a CSB.

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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"

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Tell the chef this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ball park.

Comic genius
Underrated actor

"Hey Wang. No offense."

"My neighborhood is really going downhill. Why, just the other day I saw a naked guy running down my street. I said, " hey buddy. What gives?". He says, "You came home early."

So then I asked him, "Who said you could sleep with my wife?". He said, " Everybody."

"Hey, doc, every morning I wake up and look in the mirror, and I just look awful. What's wrong with me?". He says, " I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."