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re: Ritz crackers are gay and LUNCH officially

Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:41 am to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194798 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:41 am to
and I was being mocked for defending traditional family values and the cracker industry from the communist threat
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 11:49 am
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12829 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:53 am to
quote:

magine being triggered by a cracker commercial




He's not, and neither is anyone else. He is triggered by the constant, calculated assault against our culture and values. It is everywhere and it is getting old.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50641 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:09 pm to
I love Ritz crackers and so does my 14 month old. so shut your whore mouth.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9585 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:16 pm to
Is this the one where guy is ignoring multiple loving texts from his mom saying she loves him & wanting to talk while he is going to his “made” family with voiceover saying something like family is where you make it, and cuts to what i thought was serial killer guy slowing putting on lipstick to murder someone but i guess is gay or trans and part of guy’s new made family.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66736 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:17 pm to
no lunch yet. debating what to do. didnt bring anything today.

thinking an heb run for a salad to be healthier
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19511 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:17 pm to
Ritz crackers are freaking delicious
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

He's not, and neither is anyone else. He is triggered by the constant, calculated assault against our culture and values. It is everywhere and it is getting old.


can any of my fellow oppressed white straight males tell me 1 way in which this "assault" has adversely affected their life.

Just one.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194798 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

I love Ritz crackers and so does my 14 month old. so shut your whore mouth.

and when your husband starts eating them that's when you can worry
Posted by Hud0326
Member since Dec 2019
424 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:19 pm to
Creeped me out for sure
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133468 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

and cuts to what i thought was serial killer guy slowing putting on lipstick to murder someone but i guess is gay or trans and part of guy’s new made family.



He’s actually a gay transformer serial killer.

The next part of the commercial has him killing them all in their sleep and wearing the mom’s skin like Buffalo Bill.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
19820 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:22 pm to
And of course..........interracial.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45452 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Owlfan my name is josh I’m not Chris


Are you an Oreo alter, or are you joshing him?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194798 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

can any of my fellow oppressed white straight males tell me 1 way in which this "assault" has adversely affected their life.

Just one.
MikelBr keeps axing to suck my pee-pee on FB
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

And of course..........interracial.


Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40428 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:25 pm to
Don’t care about their commercials but I love me some ritz crackers in milk.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19240 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:25 pm to
Aldous Huxley called it.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8040 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

suck my pee-pee

Wat?
Do you have the phone number I can text to receive daily Cat Facts?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194798 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8040 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:38 pm to
Thank you, Owl Friend!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55037 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 12:43 pm to
I am having saltines with my tuna today.

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