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re: RIP to the Voice of Roy D Mercer
Posted on 2/10/25 at 8:46 am to lsufan1971
Posted on 2/10/25 at 8:46 am to lsufan1971
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:03 am to Hat Tricks
I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.
Man, he was funny. RIP
Man, he was funny. RIP
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:13 am to Hat Tricks
If only Roy D could call the funeral home and complain about how bad Brent looked lying in that casket.
Thanks for the laughs and RIP
Thanks for the laughs and RIP
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:14 am to Hat Tricks
I remember taking a scuba class at AU, and at the end of the semester we went down and dove in the Keys. One of the instructors had a couple of the CDs and we had them playing on the bus ride down.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:22 am to madmaxvol
Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.
Leroy Mercer
Leroy Mercer
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:24 am to Hat Tricks
My brother got a call from Roy while managing a Kroger.
He claimed he got some bad meat, and it made him sick. Demanded someboby bring him some medicine.
My brother told him, "sorry, we can't do that." He said, "I'll send my brother down there to whip your arse." My brother told him, "tell him to pick you up some medicine while he is here." Roy D. broke character and laughed.
My brother recieved a shirt that reads, I got my arse whipped by Roy D. Mercer.
He claimed he got some bad meat, and it made him sick. Demanded someboby bring him some medicine.
My brother told him, "sorry, we can't do that." He said, "I'll send my brother down there to whip your arse." My brother told him, "tell him to pick you up some medicine while he is here." Roy D. broke character and laughed.
My brother recieved a shirt that reads, I got my arse whipped by Roy D. Mercer.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:26 am to volgolf
Tom Mabe was another great one
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:39 am to Thracken13
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Mabe was amazing
Mabe is still with us, I think.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:07 am to volgolf
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Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.
Correct. After first listening to Leroy, I never could get into “Roy”. Not only was he copy, that accent just seemed way over-done.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:29 am to Hogwarts
“By God it was your magic marker that signed his head!”
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:30 am to Hat Tricks
"How big a boy are ya?"
"I'm 6'5 240"
"Well, by God, prime size for an arse whoopin"
"I'm 6'5 240"
"Well, by God, prime size for an arse whoopin"
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:10 am to Hat Tricks
Dry cleaner left panties in his coat pocket was a classic one.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:22 am to Hat Tricks
I like the one where he called a chiropractor about Sharon Jean's headaches being better but she had lost her sex drive.
This post was edited on 2/10/25 at 11:24 am
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:23 am to 6R12
I’ll knock a pock knot on your head big enough to pitch off of.
I’ll knock a pock knot on your head big enough it’ll need it’s own hair cut.
One of my favorites was his call to Italy at the tourism place, trying to rent out the Coliseum for a tractor pull show.
I’ll knock a pock knot on your head big enough it’ll need it’s own hair cut.
One of my favorites was his call to Italy at the tourism place, trying to rent out the Coliseum for a tractor pull show.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:26 am to lsufan1971
Damn, are the Jerky Boys still around?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:47 am to concrete_tiger
I just meant his pranking the telemarketers.
the best was him randomly calling the telemarketers hotel rooms int he middle of the night as a telemarketer. i think it was a conference in Vegas
the best was him randomly calling the telemarketers hotel rooms int he middle of the night as a telemarketer. i think it was a conference in Vegas
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:56 am to Hat Tricks
I'm so mad I could smoke a pickle.
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