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re: RIP to the Voice of Roy D Mercer

Posted on 2/10/25 at 8:46 am to
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 8:46 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21080 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:03 am to
I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.

Man, he was funny. RIP
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26064 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:13 am to
If only Roy D could call the funeral home and complain about how bad Brent looked lying in that casket.
Thanks for the laughs and RIP
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
13893 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:14 am to
I remember taking a scuba class at AU, and at the end of the semester we went down and dove in the Keys. One of the instructors had a couple of the CDs and we had them playing on the bus ride down.
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:18 am to
Posted by volgolf
Member since Sep 2005
76 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:22 am to
Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.


Leroy Mercer
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
2652 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:24 am to
My brother got a call from Roy while managing a Kroger.

He claimed he got some bad meat, and it made him sick. Demanded someboby bring him some medicine.

My brother told him, "sorry, we can't do that." He said, "I'll send my brother down there to whip your arse." My brother told him, "tell him to pick you up some medicine while he is here." Roy D. broke character and laughed.

My brother recieved a shirt that reads, I got my arse whipped by Roy D. Mercer.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:26 am to
Tom Mabe was another great one

Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:33 am to
Mabe was amazing
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Mabe was amazing


Mabe is still with us, I think.
Posted by SlickRick55
Member since May 2016
2639 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.


Correct. After first listening to Leroy, I never could get into “Roy”. Not only was he copy, that accent just seemed way over-done.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18295 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:11 am to
Classic comedy
Posted by DByrd2
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Member since Jun 2008
9867 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:29 am to


“By God it was your magic marker that signed his head!”
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19114 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 10:30 am to
"How big a boy are ya?"

"I'm 6'5 240"

"Well, by God, prime size for an arse whoopin"
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11421 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:10 am to
Dry cleaner left panties in his coat pocket was a classic one.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
25268 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:22 am to
I like the one where he called a chiropractor about Sharon Jean's headaches being better but she had lost her sex drive.

This post was edited on 2/10/25 at 11:24 am
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11346 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:23 am to
I’ll knock a pock knot on your head big enough to pitch off of.

I’ll knock a pock knot on your head big enough it’ll need it’s own hair cut.

One of my favorites was his call to Italy at the tourism place, trying to rent out the Coliseum for a tractor pull show.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
32785 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:26 am to
Damn, are the Jerky Boys still around?
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18518 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:47 am to
I just meant his pranking the telemarketers.

the best was him randomly calling the telemarketers hotel rooms int he middle of the night as a telemarketer. i think it was a conference in Vegas
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90034 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 11:56 am to
I'm so mad I could smoke a pickle.
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