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re: Riding out on a jet ski to touch a moving container ship

Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34758 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

I thought everything was wet bikes now.


This was a Wet Bike..

and were a bitch to ride...

I think you mean "Wave Runner" style..

This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 12:44 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20371 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:55 pm to
What a mo-ron
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:56 pm to
So it is a myth that these ships will suck you under them and turn you into cabbage?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

So it is a myth that these ships will suck you under them and turn you into cabbage?



Depends on the hull design, size of ship, RPMs of propellers

But to answer your question, some ships will absolutely turn you into cabbage
Posted by Doosh606
The DC
Member since Apr 2008
3237 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:09 pm to
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So it is a myth that these ships will suck you under them and turn you into cabbage?


That's what almost happened to that guy, along with his kill strap getting knocked off. Hes lucky he got it back on, notice how the whole jet ski was submerged there for a few seconds. The passing ship creates less dense water which means your flotation device doesn't work as well.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

what could happen


You could accidentally kill the motor and fall off.....then get back on?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

So it is a myth that these ships will suck you under them and turn you into cabbage?


Yes

I’ve swam up to a barge in the intracoastal canal and slapped the side of it. Nothing sucked me under
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:19 pm to
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I’ve swam up to a barge in the intracoastal canal and slapped the side of it. Nothing sucked me under



I bet it wasn't a loaded barge.....a loaded barge would absolutely suck you under...an empty barge not so much
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:21 pm to
It was loaded. I’d do it again today to prove the point
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:22 pm to
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The passing ship creates less dense water which means your flotation device doesn't work as well.



The ship was drawing 11 meters which is 36'...dude is lucky as frick
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:37 pm to
lol

worse part is that he's on a shitty, 1980's jet ski. think sounded like a weed eater
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Riding out on a jet ski to touch a moving container ship

Yea, but it was worth it, he got to touch the ship and all.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24316 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:57 pm to
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Put that up for a Darwin Award


you have to die to win the Darwin award.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
26065 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:00 pm to
What a moron. I wonder how many of these guys get shot by crew thinking that they are pirates.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26992 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:02 pm to
Comments are pretty funny
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13051 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:02 pm to
What an idiot. I thought that was so crazy when I first saw it.


In 2016
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111639 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:03 pm to
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Would be funny if they lit him up thinking he was a pirate.


I mean, I can't imagine it would be seen as completely unreasonable to assume something like that headed for a huge shipping vessel is up to something really nefarious.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:07 pm to
You guys remember what happened to the dumbass jet skiers in Miami, who were trying to jump the waves from Gloria Estefan and her husbands boat?

Stupid arse jumped it right into their prop, killed him, as her and her husband looked on, in horror.

Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:19 pm to
i was reading on reddit about this guy who fell off a cruise ship. the cold water alone will kill you, but what abut being dragged towards the propellors?
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