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Revelations about your partner/significant other/spouse that turned you off...
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:27 pm
My white girlfriend of 2+ years revealed to me that she is apparently phenomenal at twerking.
She was hanging out with some friends at LSU and apparently one of them decided to twerk which set of a chain reaction causing the rest of them to try their hand at twerking.
My girlfriend stood by laughing her arse off at the pathetic form displayed be her friends and offered to show them how to properly perform the movement. Her display resulted in immense praises from her peers who labeled her as the 'Twerking Queen'.
I was informed of this little story the other day and immediately vomited a little in my mouth. I was never made aware of her tendency to perform such ghetto-like gyrations.
Personally, I think it's one of the trashiest things a female could possibly do. I even revealed my disgust directly to her.
She told me that all of her friends from high school know how to twerk and are all quite good at it. What...the...frick?
No pics.
TL/DR: White girlfriend can twerk really well...I think I'm going to be sick
She was hanging out with some friends at LSU and apparently one of them decided to twerk which set of a chain reaction causing the rest of them to try their hand at twerking.
My girlfriend stood by laughing her arse off at the pathetic form displayed be her friends and offered to show them how to properly perform the movement. Her display resulted in immense praises from her peers who labeled her as the 'Twerking Queen'.
I was informed of this little story the other day and immediately vomited a little in my mouth. I was never made aware of her tendency to perform such ghetto-like gyrations.
Personally, I think it's one of the trashiest things a female could possibly do. I even revealed my disgust directly to her.
She told me that all of her friends from high school know how to twerk and are all quite good at it. What...the...frick?
No pics.
TL/DR: White girlfriend can twerk really well...I think I'm going to be sick
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Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:28 pm to saint amant steve
Why are the posters getting worse as they day goes on?
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:29 pm to saint amant steve
She meant she loves BBC, dumdum
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:30 pm to saint amant steve
So she shook her arse and now you're sick?
quote:
What...the...frick?
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:31 pm to saint amant steve
quote:Your white gf of 2+ years is really good at many things you don't know about.
TL/DR: White girlfriend can twerk really well...I think I'm going to be sick
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:31 pm to burdman
quote:
So she shook her arse and now you're sick?
He's sick because he just found out that she's an expert at BBC mating dance.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:31 pm to saint amant steve
Get her to twerk on your cehk and if you still don't like it break up with her, you're gay.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:32 pm to saint amant steve
Mods, can y'all PLEASE give a brotha a pass just this once to tell OP to kill himself?
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:32 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
He's sick because he just found out that she's an expert at BBC mating dance.
Terd gets it.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:32 pm to saint amant steve
quote:Subtle brag, brother.
My white girlfriend
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:33 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
He's sick because he just found out that she's an expert at BBC mating dance.
the horror...
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:34 pm to saint amant steve
That she liked a penis in her mouth... just wasn't limited to mine.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:34 pm to Tiger4life306
quote:
Get her to twerk on your cehk and if you still don't like it break up with her, you're gay.
Her argument was, "You don't seem to have a problem with it when I do it on your dick."
I just don't see it as an apples to apples comparison. One is acceptable and welcomed, and the other is trashy and unappealing.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:35 pm to saint amant steve
quote:
White girlfriend can twerk really well...I think I'm going to be sick
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:35 pm to saint amant steve
quote:
No pics.
That's fine, videos are more acceptable in this application anyways.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:35 pm to saint amant steve
I think this a subtle humble brag. I'd pay $1000 to watch my SO twerk.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:36 pm to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
Mods, can y'all PLEASE give a brotha a pass just this once to tell OP to kill himself?
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:36 pm to saint amant steve
Lies.
Admit it, you are "disgusted" by it because she can't do it on your micropeen, and that angers you.
Admit it, you are "disgusted" by it because she can't do it on your micropeen, and that angers you.
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:37 pm to Cdawg
quote:
I think this a subtle humble brag. I'd pay $1000 to watch my SO twerk.
Get her into zumba.
#GatewayDancing
Posted on 4/8/16 at 3:38 pm to saint amant steve
She never rode your dick before?
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