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re: Replace girl in a song lyric with squirrel
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:22 pm to udtiger
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:22 pm to udtiger
East coast squirrels are hip,
I really dig those styles they wear
And southern squirrels, with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there
Midwest farmers daughters, they make me feel alright
Northern squirrels with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night
I’ve been all around this great big world and I’ve seen all kinds of squirrels.
But I can’t wait to get back in the states and see the cutest squirrels in the world.
I wish they all could be California
Wish they all could be California
Wish they all could be California squirrels.
I really dig those styles they wear
And southern squirrels, with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there
Midwest farmers daughters, they make me feel alright
Northern squirrels with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night
I’ve been all around this great big world and I’ve seen all kinds of squirrels.
But I can’t wait to get back in the states and see the cutest squirrels in the world.
I wish they all could be California
Wish they all could be California
Wish they all could be California squirrels.
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Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:24 pm to hawkster
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just, get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just put me in a wheelchair and get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just, get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just put me in a wheelchair and get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go
I wanna be squirrel
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be squirrel
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh-oh oh-oh
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be squirrel
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:25 pm to elcid
quote:
She’s a very kinky squirrel The kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her out the tree
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:27 pm to Stonehog
I gotta squirrel she has squirrel friends.
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:32 pm to alajones
It’s a squirrel, my lord, in a flatbed Ford, slowing down to take a look at me.
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:40 pm to hawkster
Sunday morning when we go down to church
See the menfolk standin' in line
I said they come to pray to the Lord
With my little squirell, looks so fine
In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low
Everybody's with the one they love
I walk the town, keep a-searchin' all around
Lookin' for my street corner squirell
See the menfolk standin' in line
I said they come to pray to the Lord
With my little squirell, looks so fine
In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low
Everybody's with the one they love
I walk the town, keep a-searchin' all around
Lookin' for my street corner squirell
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:40 pm to Stonehog
Here’s a watch that my grandpa gave me
Here’s a key to my car
Mister give it a whirl
But pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssee
Don’t take the squirrel
Here’s a key to my car
Mister give it a whirl
But pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssee
Don’t take the squirrel
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:48 pm to Pisco
He said he saw a squirrel that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge…
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:55 pm to hawkster
I'll inject a little Rodney Dangerfield here...
Yeah, you think you've got it hard. My girlfriend thinks she's a squirrel. I think she's crazy. She thinks I'm nuts.
Yeah, you think you've got it hard. My girlfriend thinks she's a squirrel. I think she's crazy. She thinks I'm nuts.
Posted on 5/8/21 at 2:27 pm to Allyn McKeen
Ten minutes, she tell me it would take ten minutes
To break my heart, oh no, she didn't
frick livin', I'ma drown in my sorrow
frick givin', I'ma take not borrow
And I'm still sinnin', I'm still losin' my mind
I know I been trippin', I'm still wasting my time
All the time given, am I dyin'? Am I livin'?
It's frick feelings, my sorrow go up to the ceilin'
Ah, now I am insane
Demons in my brain, love
Peace I can't attain
'Cause all these squirrels the same, love
To break my heart, oh no, she didn't
frick livin', I'ma drown in my sorrow
frick givin', I'ma take not borrow
And I'm still sinnin', I'm still losin' my mind
I know I been trippin', I'm still wasting my time
All the time given, am I dyin'? Am I livin'?
It's frick feelings, my sorrow go up to the ceilin'
Ah, now I am insane
Demons in my brain, love
Peace I can't attain
'Cause all these squirrels the same, love
Posted on 5/8/21 at 5:00 pm to Stonehog
She was a squirrel
Soft but estranged
We were the two
Our lives rearranged
Feeling so good that day
A feeling of love that day
Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the squirrel.
Soft but estranged
We were the two
Our lives rearranged
Feeling so good that day
A feeling of love that day
Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the squirrel.
Posted on 5/8/21 at 10:31 pm to Kafka
My friends and I have been playing the “you” to “Jew” song lyric game for years. It’s fun.
Posted on 5/8/21 at 10:38 pm to Stonehog
He was a boy, she was a squirrel
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Fat bottomed squirrels
You make the rockin world go round
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Fat bottomed squirrels
You make the rockin world go round
Posted on 5/8/21 at 10:38 pm to DallasTiger
quote:
This seemed stupid at first glance.
But I read it twice, sang it twice AND I've been drinking. Not bad. Not bad at all.
I can’t believe my dumbass is bookmarking this to show it to my squirrel tomorrow.
ETA:
I said "No!"
"Oh, give it a rest, I could persuade you
I'm not your typical, stoned eighteen year old
Give me a night, I'll make you"
"I know you're looking for salvation in the secular age
But, squirrel, I'm not your saviour"
Wrestle to the ground
God help me now
'Cause they're just squirrels breaking hearts
Eyes bright, uptight, just squirrels
But she can't be what you need if she's seventeen
They're just squirrels
They're just squirrels
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 5/8/21 at 11:20 pm to Stonehog
Back in the day
There was this squirrel around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, please?, he said, you may
Her pants were tight and that's O.K.
If she would dance, I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
squirrels, to do the dishes
squirrels, to clean up my room
squirrels, to do the laundry
squirrels, and in the bathroom
squirrels
that's all I really want is
squirrels
Two at a time, I want
squirrels
With new wave hairdos, I want
squirrels
I ought to whip out my,
squirrels
There was this squirrel around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, please?, he said, you may
Her pants were tight and that's O.K.
If she would dance, I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
squirrels, to do the dishes
squirrels, to clean up my room
squirrels, to do the laundry
squirrels, and in the bathroom
squirrels
that's all I really want is
squirrels
Two at a time, I want
squirrels
With new wave hairdos, I want
squirrels
I ought to whip out my,
squirrels
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:25 am to 19
Well, I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a squirrel looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a squirrel looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
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