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re: Replace girl in a song lyric with squirrel

Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:42 pm to
I'm a Barbie squirrel, in the Barbie world

A true classic. Seriously.
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2039 posts
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:42 pm to
Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel, and I wanna make her mine
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75077 posts
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:47 pm to
Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The squirrel was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
4306 posts
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:57 pm to
Come on baby... Kick them daisies
Look at them squirrels with the daisy dukes on...
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5325 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:00 am to
Great song.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4587 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:00 am to
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 12:02 am
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25793 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:02 am to
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only squirrel in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only squirrel in the world

This squirrel is on fire
This squirrel is on fire
She's walking on fire
This squirrel is on fire
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 12:06 am
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39339 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:02 am to
quote:


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel


I heard this exactly in Marty Robbins’ voice and burst out laughing
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40711 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:03 am to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25793 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:06 am to
Catholic Squirrels
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Squirrels
Do you know how they go?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53259 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:10 am to
WTF is a catholic squirrel?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130087 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:15 am to
Uptown Squirrel

ETA:


It’s a Wonderful Squirrel
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 12:17 am
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:16 am to
Bro. Catholic squirrels? Short skirts? Knee high socks? Big bowheads? Expensive sports cars? Daddy's platinum credit card? Ringing any bells?

That could be a song itself.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53259 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:18 am to
Not a bro.

I am a catholic squirrel, that went to a an all catholic squirrel high school

i did not have a short skirt bc i did not want a demerit

made up for it in collge ..
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46132 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:23 am to
squirrels, to do the dishes
squirrels, to clean up my room
squirrels, to do the laundry
squirrels, and in the bathroom
squirrels, that's all I really want is squirrels
Two at a time, I want squirrels
With new wave hairdos, I want squirrels
I ought to whip out my,
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, yeah

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Not a bro.

That's on me, that's my bad.

I'm afraid to have to admit that I was "not extended an invitation back for the following school year" at my one-time Catholic school. I was a deviant who simply would not stop chewing gum, sassing nuns, and I skipped class that one time. They were a tough bunch to satisfy!! It didn't help matters any that I was a Protestant.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53259 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:25 am to
quote:

It’s a Wonderful Squirrel



not familr with this song
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53259 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:29 am to
quote:

Protestant


frickin heathen

chewing gum and sassing nuns ... what the hell?

didn't u learn all was forgivn in confession?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77241 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:29 am to
Wear your mask
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25793 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:31 am to
quote:

WTF is a catholic squirrel?


Lol.

Catholic Squirrels
At the CYO
Catholic Squirrels
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Squirrels
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
(That's right, all the way!)
That's the way they go
Every day
(That's right!)
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Squirrel
At the CYO
When they learn to blow
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