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Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:42 pm to GreenRockTiger
Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel, and I wanna make her mine
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel, and I wanna make her mine
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:47 pm to Stonehog
Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The squirrel was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The squirrel was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:57 pm to Stonehog
Come on baby... Kick them daisies
Look at them squirrels with the daisy dukes on...
Look at them squirrels with the daisy dukes on...
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:00 am to habz007
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 12:02 am
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:02 am to Stonehog
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only squirrel in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only squirrel in the world
This squirrel is on fire
This squirrel is on fire
She's walking on fire
This squirrel is on fire
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only squirrel in the world
This squirrel is on fire
This squirrel is on fire
She's walking on fire
This squirrel is on fire
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 12:06 am
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:02 am to Ace Midnight
quote:
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel
I heard this exactly in Marty Robbins’ voice and burst out laughing
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:06 am to Zappas Stache
Catholic Squirrels
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Squirrels
Do you know how they go?
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Squirrels
Do you know how they go?
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:10 am to Saint Alfonzo
WTF is a catholic squirrel?
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:15 am to GreenRockTiger
Uptown Squirrel
ETA:
It’s a Wonderful Squirrel
ETA:
It’s a Wonderful Squirrel
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 12:17 am
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:16 am to GreenRockTiger
Bro. Catholic squirrels? Short skirts? Knee high socks? Big bowheads? Expensive sports cars? Daddy's platinum credit card? Ringing any bells?
That could be a song itself.

That could be a song itself.
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:18 am to davyjones
Not a bro.
I am a catholic squirrel, that went to a an all catholic squirrel high school
i did not have a short skirt bc i did not want a demerit
made up for it in collge ..
I am a catholic squirrel, that went to a an all catholic squirrel high school
i did not have a short skirt bc i did not want a demerit
made up for it in collge ..
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:23 am to Stonehog
squirrels, to do the dishes
squirrels, to clean up my room
squirrels, to do the laundry
squirrels, and in the bathroom
squirrels, that's all I really want is squirrels
Two at a time, I want squirrels
With new wave hairdos, I want squirrels
I ought to whip out my,
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, yeah
squirrels, to clean up my room
squirrels, to do the laundry
squirrels, and in the bathroom
squirrels, that's all I really want is squirrels
Two at a time, I want squirrels
With new wave hairdos, I want squirrels
I ought to whip out my,
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, yeah
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:24 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
Not a bro.
That's on me, that's my bad.
I'm afraid to have to admit that I was "not extended an invitation back for the following school year" at my one-time Catholic school. I was a deviant who simply would not stop chewing gum, sassing nuns, and I skipped class that one time. They were a tough bunch to satisfy!! It didn't help matters any that I was a Protestant.

Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:25 am to fr33manator
quote:
It’s a Wonderful Squirrel
not familr with this song
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:29 am to davyjones
quote:
Protestant
frickin heathen
chewing gum and sassing nuns ... what the hell?
didn't u learn all was forgivn in confession?
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:31 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
WTF is a catholic squirrel?
Lol.
Catholic Squirrels
At the CYO
Catholic Squirrels
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Squirrels
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
(That's right, all the way!)
That's the way they go
Every day
(That's right!)
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Squirrel
At the CYO
When they learn to blow
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