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re: Remember when you had to actually make an effort to find porn?

Posted on 9/24/23 at 12:43 am to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84687 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 12:43 am to
I definitely fapped to that
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84687 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 12:48 am to
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It was a joy when I would find a hustler. They tended to show more than playboy

Yeah Hustler showed labia and bootyhole. Not penetration though, I don’t think.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30450 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 12:48 am to
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There was a hole in moms door that I would use quite often.


quote:

RealSECKicker


Kicked for Bama or Auburn huh?
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3832 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 4:53 am to
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Nothing ruined a strong hard-on like a 11pm loud arse dial-up noise when everyone else was asleep.


Most people never knew that you could turn that sound off…
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20378 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 6:23 am to
The only thing we saw getting hit on tv was the square ball on pong, and it was in black and white.
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 6:35 am to
Settle down junior
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 7:17 am to
I still recall finding a Bo Derek on the cover Playboy tossed on the side of the road. Was my favorite find .
Some litter is much much better than other litter
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4979 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 7:36 am to
We had an old Betamax player, a type of video machine similar to VHS but smaller tapes, for those that dont know. I somehow discovered that I could "fine tune" some knobs on it if it was on the playboy station and it would bring it in pretty damn clear!
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 9:20 am to
I was a young teen in the mid-1980’s.

Porn was damn near impossible to find, especially if your dad didn’t have any and you didn’t have an older brother.

We used to ride our bikes to 7-11 and get a bum (or anyone older) to buy a Hustler for us. Offer em $10 and tell them to keep the change. We ended getting beer the same way 2 or 3 years later.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 9:53 am to
When I grew up you learned what boobs looked like in Playboy.

Everything else took time and effort.
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
12853 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 9:54 am to
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My dad hid his porno tapes in my closet so mom wouldn't find them.


Father of the year.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7800 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:50 am to
That bald fella has the best job in the world
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86168 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:01 am to
When I was a kid my "porn" was the women's underwear section of the Sears catalogue.
Posted by Dickaroos
Nunya
Member since Feb 2013
793 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:43 am to
I had an entire collection under my bed. Forgot about it when I moved out. Im sure my dad was happy to find his and my uncles playboys from the 80s all fricked up
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72410 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 12:13 pm to
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I had an entire collection under my bed. Forgot about it when I moved out. Im sure my dad was happy to find his and my uncles playboys from the 80s all fricked up


You were a little porn ferret.
Posted by TigerbaitTigerbait
Member since Aug 2016
561 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:27 pm to
Anybody ever had a programmed satellite receiver card ? Every porn channel at your viewing pleasure. Had one at the hunting camp and all of my teenage cousins never wanted to go hunting anymore just stay at the camp and “sleep in”
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12658 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 3:54 am to
Sometimes you just had to make the imagery yourself and let your own imagination run wild.

My cable system those days did not carry the hard core stuff so you had to make do with the scrambled HBO or Cinemax soft core stuff. Two or three times a year you would get lucky and the channels got unscrambled for free preview weekends.

Then digital cable ruined that rabbit hole of scrambled soft core porn. But it did usher in the hard core channels though that you could order.

My favorite discussion on porn ordering has to be Howard Stern giving Artie a hard time over his cable bill.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8033 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 4:42 am to
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Howard Stern


Speaking of Howard Stern, the E channel had some good late night stuff. Wild on E, then Howard Stern, then girls gone wild info commercial
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11313 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 6:10 am to
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Yeah when I was a kid and internet porn didn’t exist. Had to steal magazines.


Somebody’s older brother.

Sears Catalog —-> Victoria Secret later.

Oddly, this post made me remember the first VHS porn I saw “Six Swedes at a Pump”.. I think. Gonna google.

This post was edited on 9/25/23 at 6:15 am
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11532 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 6:15 am to
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my dads fleshlight.


You’re talking about your stepmom, right?
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