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re: Reasons why Chic fil A sucks
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 am to Placebeaux
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 am to Placebeaux
I ordered a biscuit sandwich there once and it came with a bible and a cross.
The nerve.
The nerve.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 am to Placebeaux
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Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails
Those are the best fricking thing to ever happen to fast food ketchup.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:55 am to Placebeaux
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Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse
keep guzzlin that sugar Jumbo
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:55 am to graychef
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Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse.
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Not standard
It is standard in every CFA I've ever been in across the south.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 8:56 am
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:59 am to The Spleen
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It's mediocre chicken and often times the parking lot is a PITA to get in and out of.
For fast food their chicken is better than mediocre, IMO. Maybe not The Best, but the quality is consistent from restaurant to restaurant. When traveling for work, Chick Fil A is one of the few fast food franchises I'm willing to go to. With most other national fast food chains, the quality of their food at any random restaurant is a total crap shoot.
I agree that their parking lots are often a PITA, but that has more to do with them always being so damn busy than anything else.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:00 am to Gaston
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You shouldn’t need a drink refill fat arse.
I drink several cups of water with lunch bozo
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:01 am to stapuffmarshy
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I ordered a biscuit sandwich there once and it came with a bible and a cross.
The nerve.
At least they didn't tell you to have a blessed day! That really irritates me.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:29 am to madmaxvol
I dont think Chic fil A really believes in Jesus, they just using Jesus to sell tasteless chicken.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:30 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails
Those are the best fricking thing to ever happen to fast food ketchup.
Wrong. This is the way

Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:31 am to Placebeaux
You forgot the chicken sucks as well.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:33 am to Placebeaux
Yeah, the food is pretty bland, but one of the hostesses at the Woodstock Dwarf House has the most immaculate titties I've ever seen. Glorious, fleshy, patriotic pineapples of warmth and goodness.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:42 am to Placebeaux
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Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open.
You are retarded, because it clearly has 2 ways to open, one you just rip from the top
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:45 am to Placebeaux
CFA doesn't have a cultcha problem, that alone places it a solid mile ahead of its peers.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:49 am to ashy larry
Do those of you who say the Chick-fil-A sandwich is flavorless/bland actually order the spicy sandwich there?
Cause it's not bland
Cause it's not bland
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:52 am to Placebeaux
quote:The few times I've been, there's a sweet older lady who walks around practically begging to refill our drinks. Is that not the standard? I don't go often. Not a big chicken sandwich person, though they are pretty good.
Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:53 am to Placebeaux
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Fries and hashbrown portions are small
Portion control ya fatass. You don’t need to eat a mountain of fries
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:54 am to mikelbr
This thing is the best thing ever invented and the inventor should've won a Nobel prize.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:54 am to Placebeaux
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Reasons why Chic fil A sucks
None.
Chic fil a is the standard by which fast food should be judged.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:54 am to Placebeaux
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Fries and hashbrown portions are small
Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open.
Napkins are like wax paper.
Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse.
Got to put your own mayonaise on.
Salt and pepper packets, give me shakers.
You seem extremely obese
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:56 am to Placebeaux
Fries and hashbrown portions are small - - ITS A CHICKEN PLACE NOT A POTATO PLACE
Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open. - KETCHUP PACKETS ARE AWESOME. YOU CAN DIP OR YOUR CAN SQUEEZE.
Napkins are like wax paper. - BUT DID YOU DIE?
Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse - YEA, AND NOW THE DINING ROOM IS NOT A STICKY, WET MESS. THANK YOU, CHIK-FIL-A BECAUSE CUSTOMERS HAVE PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO NOT REFILL THEIR DRINKS LIKE 3 YEAR OLDS.
Got to put your own mayonaise on - MAYONAISE? WHAT? HAVE YOU BEEN IN AMSTERDAM WITH VINCENT VEGA?
Salt and pepper packets, give me shakers. - GOTTA WATCH THAT SODIUM INTAKE.
Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open. - KETCHUP PACKETS ARE AWESOME. YOU CAN DIP OR YOUR CAN SQUEEZE.
Napkins are like wax paper. - BUT DID YOU DIE?
Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse - YEA, AND NOW THE DINING ROOM IS NOT A STICKY, WET MESS. THANK YOU, CHIK-FIL-A BECAUSE CUSTOMERS HAVE PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO NOT REFILL THEIR DRINKS LIKE 3 YEAR OLDS.
Got to put your own mayonaise on - MAYONAISE? WHAT? HAVE YOU BEEN IN AMSTERDAM WITH VINCENT VEGA?
Salt and pepper packets, give me shakers. - GOTTA WATCH THAT SODIUM INTAKE.
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