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re: Reasons why Chic fil A sucks

Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 am to
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 am to
I ordered a biscuit sandwich there once and it came with a bible and a cross.


The nerve.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72800 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 am to
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Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails


Those are the best fricking thing to ever happen to fast food ketchup.
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2665 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse


keep guzzlin that sugar Jumbo
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:55 am to
quote:

quote:
Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse.

quote:

Not standard




It is standard in every CFA I've ever been in across the south.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 8:56 am
Posted by Papplesbeast
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2014
924 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:59 am to
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It's mediocre chicken and often times the parking lot is a PITA to get in and out of.

For fast food their chicken is better than mediocre, IMO. Maybe not The Best, but the quality is consistent from restaurant to restaurant. When traveling for work, Chick Fil A is one of the few fast food franchises I'm willing to go to. With most other national fast food chains, the quality of their food at any random restaurant is a total crap shoot.

I agree that their parking lots are often a PITA, but that has more to do with them always being so damn busy than anything else.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:00 am to
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You shouldn’t need a drink refill fat arse.


I drink several cups of water with lunch bozo
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77703 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:01 am to
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I ordered a biscuit sandwich there once and it came with a bible and a cross.


The nerve.



At least they didn't tell you to have a blessed day! That really irritates me.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:29 am to
I dont think Chic fil A really believes in Jesus, they just using Jesus to sell tasteless chicken.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:30 am to
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Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails


Those are the best fricking thing to ever happen to fast food ketchup.



Wrong. This is the way

Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4474 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:31 am to
You forgot the chicken sucks as well.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:33 am to
Yeah, the food is pretty bland, but one of the hostesses at the Woodstock Dwarf House has the most immaculate titties I've ever seen. Glorious, fleshy, patriotic pineapples of warmth and goodness.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23419 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:42 am to
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Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open.


You are retarded, because it clearly has 2 ways to open, one you just rip from the top
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19961 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:45 am to
CFA doesn't have a cultcha problem, that alone places it a solid mile ahead of its peers.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:49 am to
Do those of you who say the Chick-fil-A sandwich is flavorless/bland actually order the spicy sandwich there?

Cause it's not bland
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:52 am to
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Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse.
The few times I've been, there's a sweet older lady who walks around practically begging to refill our drinks. Is that not the standard? I don't go often. Not a big chicken sandwich person, though they are pretty good.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11925 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:53 am to
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Fries and hashbrown portions are small


Portion control ya fatass. You don’t need to eat a mountain of fries
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38685 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:54 am to


This thing is the best thing ever invented and the inventor should've won a Nobel prize.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:54 am to
quote:


Reasons why Chic fil A sucks


None.

Chic fil a is the standard by which fast food should be judged.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9653 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:54 am to
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Fries and hashbrown portions are small
Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open.
Napkins are like wax paper.
Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse.
Got to put your own mayonaise on.
Salt and pepper packets, give me shakers.


You seem extremely obese
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5350 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:56 am to
Fries and hashbrown portions are small - - ITS A CHICKEN PLACE NOT A POTATO PLACE

Ketchup packets are retarded. You need to have fingernails like a chick to open. - KETCHUP PACKETS ARE AWESOME. YOU CAN DIP OR YOUR CAN SQUEEZE.

Napkins are like wax paper. - BUT DID YOU DIE?

Drink machine is behind the counter making refills a pain in the arse - YEA, AND NOW THE DINING ROOM IS NOT A STICKY, WET MESS. THANK YOU, CHIK-FIL-A BECAUSE CUSTOMERS HAVE PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO NOT REFILL THEIR DRINKS LIKE 3 YEAR OLDS.

Got to put your own mayonaise on - MAYONAISE? WHAT? HAVE YOU BEEN IN AMSTERDAM WITH VINCENT VEGA?

Salt and pepper packets, give me shakers. - GOTTA WATCH THAT SODIUM INTAKE.

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