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Reason #7489037826384904983 dogs >>>>>>humans
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:06 am
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:06 am
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Police dog 'performs CPR' in adorable viral video
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A valiant police dog in Spain showed off its first-responder skills by apparently performing CPR on an agent who played dead.
Fox
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:10 am to Wtodd
I wouldn't even be mad if he didn't successfully bring me back, still a good boy for trying
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:11 am to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Sure, they can perform CPR, but ask them to drive you home from the bar and suddenly they forget how to do things...
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 11:12 am
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:12 am to Wtodd
that guy was choking on a peanut butter sammich guys.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:19 am to Jackie Chan
Ok... that's frickin' awesome.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:37 am to Jackie Chan
That does not look effective.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:38 am to Wtodd
He's wearing a little siren 
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:38 am to Wtodd
I’m not sure what’s better: the dog’s attempt at CPR or the light mounted on his back.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:40 am to NawlinsTiger9
ok... someone deserves a scooby snack
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:40 am to Wtodd
anything to make you dog people proud of your gross animals i guess
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:42 am to Deactived
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Jones
Congrats.....I've often wondered who the most miserable bastard on TD was.....thanks for clearing that up.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:46 am to Deactived
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anything to make you dog people proud of your gross animals i guess
A cat person. Worse than Hitler. Literally.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:48 am to Wtodd
Here is a kitty for our troubles


Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:12 pm to Wtodd
Reality Check #5893452: If you are in need of CPR, a dog is a very poor option.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:13 pm to Wtodd
reason why humans > dogs
CPR from a human would actually save your life
CPR from a human would actually save your life
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:21 pm to WestCoastAg
There's also the likelihood that Rover's survival instincts would kick in and realize you'll end up being a food source, so I doubt he's really sweating things as much as we'd all like to think.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:52 pm to WestCoastAg
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reason why humans > dogs
CPR from a human would actually save your life
Also, there’s a good chance a human taught him how to perform CPR. That same person probably expresses his anal glands. Dogs don’t like to bring that up.
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