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re: Rare 7-foot Hoodwinker Sunfish Washed Ashore on Oregon’s Coast

Posted on 6/7/24 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by Spoonbilla
Member since Aug 2022
874 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 7:32 pm to
Miss Alabama goes to the beach.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100655 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:04 pm to
That’s one of the greatest rants I’ve read on here. Bravo
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13782 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Miss Alabama goes to the beach.


Nah, she hasn't been that flat since she was 4. And by flat, I mean non-round.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7022 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:27 pm to
This is actually impressive.

You've swayed me, frick that fish.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24611 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:30 pm to
Wait I remember there was some vids of some Boston dudes seeing one for the first time and hilarity ensued. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it. Here's a supercut: YouTube
This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 9:33 pm
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14598 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:33 pm to
Well..it is Oregon, so I probably identified as a seal and went north of the equator to live its best life.

Look at yall...deadnaming that seal.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30920 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:36 pm to
Out of decency someone should cover it up. So degrading.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33463 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:53 pm to
I'm thinking sauteed in butter, lemon juice and sliced onions.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18002 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:00 pm to
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some Boston dudes seeing one for the first time


HOLY shite J.. IT’S A BABY F*ckn WHALE!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37751 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:22 pm to
frickin Wow.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100655 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:25 pm to
Reminds me of that Bill Engvall skit about the dork fish
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62798 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:26 pm to
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Krane


Dang man. I didn't know it was possible to hate a fish that much.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36805 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:27 pm to
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The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat.


I had a huge one jump 5’ from my boat while underway in the Pacific Ocean at about 25 knots. Scared the shite out of me.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:28 pm to
The sunfish has a pretty wide ocean range:

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100655 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 7:23 am to
quote:

The sunfish has a pretty wide ocean range:


That’s the more common Mola Mola


The hoodwinker sunfish is related but much more rare. It was just recently discovered in the past 20 years
Posted by Yesca11
Minneapolis
Member since Aug 2008
2058 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 7:35 am to
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So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up.


Not all fishes have swim bladders…
Posted by thirsty thursday
Member since Jun 2024
25 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 7:37 am to
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That’s one of the greatest rants I’ve read on here. Bravo


i prefer a good Oweo rant myself
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