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re: Random dude things that every dude has done at some point

Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27905 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:41 pm to
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Jerk off while driving


Thought I was the only one who managed this.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15158 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:53 pm to
Slump buster
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1489 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 12:30 am to
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You ever used tweezers to give your belly button a thorough cleanse? shite is nasty.


Do you not scrub it out in the shower? It's not like the corner of your big toe...there shouldn't be a tweezable collection in your belly button lol

As for the empty toilet paper tube. It fits when flacid...won't fit when it's hard lol
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24461 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 12:43 am to
Pissed in a Gatorade bottle on long road trip…or anywhere really
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28624 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 12:53 am to
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CrappyPants


quote:

Pooped my pants.


Remarkably on brand.
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 1:03 am to
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THANKS for all of your contributions to this board over the years. If there were way more posters like you, O-T Lounge would be a way more cool and entertaining and interesting place, because you are extremely cool and entertaining and interesting.





Well done!


Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3627 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 4:21 am to
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put your pecker through the cardboard hole of an empty roll of toilet paper 

quote:

I’ve never did that… what we’re you expecting to happen???



For it to feel better than it actually did.
This post was edited on 12/4/24 at 4:22 am
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
10348 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:07 am to
Read the first two replies ITT and realized, you know what? Maybe this isn't the thread for me.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
30397 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:14 am to
Blowing up shite with fireworks and then putting them in the mailbox.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82605 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:29 am to
Went hog hunting for a slump buster
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22798 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:42 am to
Showed some random people your wristwatch.

Did the bald man on on the trampoline for your ole lady.
This post was edited on 12/4/24 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
4772 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:48 am to
Sneeze back out

Leaning on a counter and dangle their sack back and fourth for fun

Clean shite out of a toilet bowl with a hard pee
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5421 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:50 am to
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Try to see if they can suck their own Peter. Wiped your fingers on your actual butthole to see how bad it smells or not. Wipe boogers on the underseat of your car drivers seat. Piss in a water bottle while driving and making eye contact with the car next to you while they have no clue you're pissing. After a long date, immediately releasing a 45 second fart.

We've all done these.


Other than the long fart, I haven't done any of these.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23866 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:59 am to
Jerked off in a sock
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9478 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:01 am to
Leaving skid marks in the toilet at work with a sense of pride that you cut off a nice mud log and the next person will know.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5421 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:10 am to
We might work together because there are a few guys in my office that do this daily
Posted by Flipflopfly
Slidell
Member since Jul 2011
186 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:15 am to
Poke your finger through the plastic wrap around a case of water in the grocery store.

Kicking ant piles
Posted by TuckyTiger
Central Ky
Member since Nov 2016
442 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:27 am to
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Pour lighter fluid on your hand. Light hand on fire. Waive hand frantically until fire is extinguished.


You could get in trouble for having an unlicensed firearm.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18167 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 7:17 am to
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Mistakenly trusted a fart.



Coincidently this happened today....and it wasn't pretty!



Didn't either one of you watch "Bucket List" when Jack Nicholson is talking to Morgan Freeman and tell him "Never pass up a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on and Never trust a fart".

Sage advice, especially as we age....
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2695 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 8:46 pm to
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quote:Jerk off while driving Thought I was the only one who managed this.


Honestly, I’m nearly certain that’s why the interstate system and cruise control were invented in the first place.
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