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re: Ramifications of Domesticating a Raccoon
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:14 pm to SaltyMcKracker
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:14 pm to SaltyMcKracker
Good lord, that fricker was chewing walls??
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Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:15 pm to SaltyMcKracker
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YouTube pet raccoon
It destroyed his house and he rewarded it with food. What. A. Cuck.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:17 pm to DustyDinkleman
They can fetch you a beer and open it for you... idk why everybody doesn't have one
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:21 pm to SaltyMcKracker
It amazes me they haven't learned to band together and figure out to break into our houses for free food yet
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:22 pm to DustyDinkleman
Well that's not what I thought this thread was going to be about...
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:26 pm to AjaxFury
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He put his face on the glass, pointed at me "BANG BANG", grabbed his nuts & walked away
Why you gotta exaggerate everything Kevin!?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:27 pm to DustyDinkleman
I worked with an old man that was country as shite who wanted to set up his traps to catch our dumpster raccoon to take home and eat.
I was not in favor of this idea but I also wasn't about to look like a city slicking bitch and tell him no.
I was not in favor of this idea but I also wasn't about to look like a city slicking bitch and tell him no.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:29 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Well that's not what I thought this thread was going to be about...
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:30 pm to Breesus
quote:No they don't. They use their front paws more like "hands" than most animals, but their thumbs aren't opposable.
Also, unlike dogs and cats, they have opposable thumbs, which carries all kinds of problems.
Opossums on the other hand do have opposable thumbs.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:31 pm to DustyDinkleman
None. Go for it.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:36 pm to crimsonsaint
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:38 pm to crimsonsaint
They killed a bunch of my chickens so im thinking about skinning them and making some fur coats for winter.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:38 pm to DustyDinkleman
Coons will turn on you in a heartbeat.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:42 pm to adam2000
you really need to find one that still has it's eyes closed and bottle feed it to have a decent chance. If it is a boar coon, it has to be neutered or once it hits puberty it will get aggressive as hell. Once the nuts drop and he is looking for a coon girlfriend he will frick you up for no reason. But you really can't domesticate them, you can tame them to an extent but they will forever remain a wild animal that is unpredictable
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:42 pm to hawkster
This. I had one. It is like having a baby with razor sharp claws and teeth.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 10:02 pm to DustyDinkleman
My Aussie would immediately slay that raccoon.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 10:04 pm to DustyDinkleman
Rabies and they bite when they're mad.
I had one as a kid. He was house trained. He ate Fruit Loops.
I had one as a kid. He was house trained. He ate Fruit Loops.
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 5/4/17 at 10:05 pm to TigersHuskers
wait, did Tanden die?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 10:10 pm to DustyDinkleman
Wasn't there a thread a while back about a pet raccoon that killed an infant by eating its face? Horrible story but I'm pretty sure it happened.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 10:18 pm to DustyDinkleman
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