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PSA: Don't Kiss or Cuddle your Chicken
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:17 am
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:17 am
This is from the CDC. I shite you not.
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We already knew that farm animals were unsafe among many SEC fanbases. (We are looking at you, Tide Fans.) We just thought that the fans were the threat to the livestock, not vice versa. Go figure.
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the latest warning from the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) might come as a surprise: stop kissing chickens.
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We already knew that farm animals were unsafe among many SEC fanbases. (We are looking at you, Tide Fans.) We just thought that the fans were the threat to the livestock, not vice versa. Go figure.
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Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:18 am to JudgeHolden
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PSA: Don't Kiss or Cuddle your Chicken
I much rather choke my chicken than kiss it anyways
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:19 am to tgrbaitn08
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I much rather choke my chicken than kiss it anyways
I think that transcends all fan bases.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:20 am to JudgeHolden
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Kiss or Cuddle your Chicken
"kiss".
riiiiiiight.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:21 am to JudgeHolden
And to think he gave us coozies...those were close to our mouths.
I feel violated
I feel violated
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:22 am to JudgeHolden
But nothing about choking it, right?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:23 am to JudgeHolden
How the frick is Pedro Cerrano gonna break his slump without the live chicken?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:23 am to fr33manator
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And to think he gave us coozies...those were close to our mouths. I feel violated
Holy crap! Did not even think about that. Well played.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:24 am to JudgeHolden
I'd imagine this is more information for parents to teach their kids. Chickens can actually be super friendly and kids take to them like a dog or cat
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:25 am to JudgeHolden
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Don't Kiss or Cuddle your Chicken
Can I caress it with a purple feather while I put on lipstick?
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 11:27 am
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:34 am to TDsngumbo
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Can I caress it with a purple feather while I put on lipstick?
That you, Buffalo Bill?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:34 am to JudgeHolden
quote:I kiss pussy, but that's just me.
stop kissing chickens
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:37 am to JudgeHolden
Who the frick is kissing chickens...?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:39 am to JudgeHolden
I'll be honest.
I put my mouth all over mine:
I put my mouth all over mine:
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:41 am to JudgeHolden
I'm not limber enough to kiss it.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:50 am to JudgeHolden
So no emotional support chickens on airplanes?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 11:53 am to JudgeHolden
Too late for me, but maybe this will help others.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 12:12 pm to tgrbaitn08
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I much rather choke my chicken than kiss it anyways
You'd have to be really flexible to try.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 12:15 pm to Esquire
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You'd have to be really flexible to try
Sometimes when I’m down and doubting the existence of God I think about this. He didn’t want to force us to make that decision so he took it out of our hands. If that doesn’t prove it to you then nothing will.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 12:43 pm to JudgeHolden
Ain’t none of the government’s business what I do and don’t do with my livestock
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