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re: PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:48 pm to Stevo
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:48 pm to Stevo
I started using one of the in bowl illuminators to avoid the light issue 15 years ago. Then, had recently preggo ex-wife sleeping nearby, started sitting to avoid the noise. Would never sit just to pee in a non-private restroom.
Urine is supposedly sterile until it leaves the body, so the "hygenic" angle is probably dubious. Less gross than having random splashback on the floor, maybe. But go lift the lid on a single woman's toilet, it's horrifying, and they always sit to pee.
Urine is supposedly sterile until it leaves the body, so the "hygenic" angle is probably dubious. Less gross than having random splashback on the floor, maybe. But go lift the lid on a single woman's toilet, it's horrifying, and they always sit to pee.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:48 pm to RFK
I do enjoy ac slatering a toilet in the middle of the night so I dont have to cut any lights on
This post was edited on 8/11/24 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:55 pm to RFK
Yeah but in public your putting you skin on a Petri dish.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:58 pm to RFK
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European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort
This is why had to storm Normandy to bail their asses out.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:58 pm to RFK
Is it really that hard to close the door, flip a light on, and pee without pissing everywhere?
If it's in the middle of the night then pee like a pirate. Pirates had eye patches not because they lost an eye, it was because they had to go above deck and below deck frequently. The patch eye was adjusted to the dark, the other adjusted to light.
When you go piss at night, close one eye. When you go back to the room open both eyes and you will be able to see in the dark as one eye never adjusted to the light.
If it's in the middle of the night then pee like a pirate. Pirates had eye patches not because they lost an eye, it was because they had to go above deck and below deck frequently. The patch eye was adjusted to the dark, the other adjusted to light.
When you go piss at night, close one eye. When you go back to the room open both eyes and you will be able to see in the dark as one eye never adjusted to the light.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:59 pm to RFK
There's something satisfying peeing off the back porch.
I can't believe I'm posting in this soy-boy thread.
I can't believe I'm posting in this soy-boy thread.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:03 pm to RFK
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PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic
It depends on if you’re factoring in the fact you’re a homo or not
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:09 pm to Odysseus32
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I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.
Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.
Jesus Christ man. For someone who sold me on Boise, you make it harder and harder for me to like you.
I can only hope you're trolling at this point.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:12 pm to Centinel
quote:also the first words i thought when i opened this thread
Jesus Christ man
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:13 pm to RFK
Learned this from an podcast. Anyone who’s spent time in prison learns this. It’s disrespectful to the person in the bottom bunk.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:14 pm to RFK
Bulshit. Last German house I lived in had urinals in 2 of 3 bathrooms. Only one without was one originally for Mother In Law.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:17 pm to RFK
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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor. We can do better
Go back to wherever you came from, Commie
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:22 pm to Ghost of Colby
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I have good aim, and I pay Marisol in cash weekly to clean and sanitize our bathrooms.
Pics of Marisol?
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:30 pm to RFK
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I learned that when I lived in Europe years ago. European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort. Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.
What’s easier about dropping your pants to a nasty floor and sitting down to piss and getting back up and getting dressed again when you can pull your wiener out of a zipper and pee in a urinal? What do you think the zipper is for?
And what if there’s some puddle of who knows what on the floor you didn’t see and you soak your pants in it and have to wear it all day, that seems sanitary. If women could they’d stand to piss every time. They even make piss funnels for them so they don’t have to sit on crappy public toilet seats.
Us men have one thing left that is ours, I ain’t giving up my right to use it.
This post was edited on 8/11/24 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:32 pm to Odysseus32
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I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.
Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.
But you run the risk of pissing on your balls and it splashing onto the back of your pants
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:32 pm to RFK
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European men traditionally urinate sitting down
Least surprising thing I’ve heard today.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:34 pm to RFK
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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor.
Why are you watching other guys piss?
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:52 pm to RFK
I piss outdoors in my backyard trees/bushes as much as possible, especially at night. Very liberating. Don't have to worry about splatter, raising the stupid seat for the wife, saves water, etc.
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:55 pm to Pandy Fackler
quote:I’ll give a pass for the middle Of the night but waking hours is standing to pee time.
No tripping or stumbling in the dark. No piss on the seat or floor. No just standing there swaying in some uncomfortable half sleep.
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