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re: PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic

Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10390 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:48 pm to
I started using one of the in bowl illuminators to avoid the light issue 15 years ago. Then, had recently preggo ex-wife sleeping nearby, started sitting to avoid the noise. Would never sit just to pee in a non-private restroom.

Urine is supposedly sterile until it leaves the body, so the "hygenic" angle is probably dubious. Less gross than having random splashback on the floor, maybe. But go lift the lid on a single woman's toilet, it's horrifying, and they always sit to pee.
Posted by Crisprdestroyer
Member since Sep 2017
693 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:48 pm to
I do enjoy ac slatering a toilet in the middle of the night so I dont have to cut any lights on
This post was edited on 8/11/24 at 7:49 pm
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
32754 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:55 pm to
Yeah but in public your putting you skin on a Petri dish.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2629 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:58 pm to
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European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort


This is why had to storm Normandy to bail their asses out.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6516 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:58 pm to
Is it really that hard to close the door, flip a light on, and pee without pissing everywhere?

If it's in the middle of the night then pee like a pirate. Pirates had eye patches not because they lost an eye, it was because they had to go above deck and below deck frequently. The patch eye was adjusted to the dark, the other adjusted to light.

When you go piss at night, close one eye. When you go back to the room open both eyes and you will be able to see in the dark as one eye never adjusted to the light.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2471 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 7:59 pm to
There's something satisfying peeing off the back porch.

I can't believe I'm posting in this soy-boy thread.
Posted by Germantiger001
Southeast LA
Member since Jun 2016
1014 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:03 pm to
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PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic


It depends on if you’re factoring in the fact you’re a homo or not
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44050 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:09 pm to
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I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.

Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.


Jesus Christ man. For someone who sold me on Boise, you make it harder and harder for me to like you.

I can only hope you're trolling at this point.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:12 pm to
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Jesus Christ man
also the first words i thought when i opened this thread
Posted by LessofLes
Member since Sep 2010
1695 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:13 pm to
Learned this from an podcast. Anyone who’s spent time in prison learns this. It’s disrespectful to the person in the bottom bunk.
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2671 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:14 pm to
Bulshit. Last German house I lived in had urinals in 2 of 3 bathrooms. Only one without was one originally for Mother In Law.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75740 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:17 pm to
Hi Dylan!
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20109 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:17 pm to
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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor. We can do better


Go back to wherever you came from, Commie
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1856 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:22 pm to
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I have good aim, and I pay Marisol in cash weekly to clean and sanitize our bathrooms.


Pics of Marisol?
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24199 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:30 pm to
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I learned that when I lived in Europe years ago. European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort. Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.


What’s easier about dropping your pants to a nasty floor and sitting down to piss and getting back up and getting dressed again when you can pull your wiener out of a zipper and pee in a urinal? What do you think the zipper is for?

And what if there’s some puddle of who knows what on the floor you didn’t see and you soak your pants in it and have to wear it all day, that seems sanitary. If women could they’d stand to piss every time. They even make piss funnels for them so they don’t have to sit on crappy public toilet seats.

Us men have one thing left that is ours, I ain’t giving up my right to use it.
This post was edited on 8/11/24 at 8:33 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
30585 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:32 pm to
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I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.

Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.



But you run the risk of pissing on your balls and it splashing onto the back of your pants
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84943 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:32 pm to
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European men traditionally urinate sitting down


Least surprising thing I’ve heard today.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84943 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:34 pm to
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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor.


Why are you watching other guys piss?
Posted by goodgrin
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2003
6499 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:52 pm to
I piss outdoors in my backyard trees/bushes as much as possible, especially at night. Very liberating. Don't have to worry about splatter, raising the stupid seat for the wife, saves water, etc.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23274 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 8:55 pm to
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No tripping or stumbling in the dark. No piss on the seat or floor. No just standing there swaying in some uncomfortable half sleep.
I’ll give a pass for the middle Of the night but waking hours is standing to pee time.
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