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re: Proper etiquette for texting a girl u r interested in?

Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70163 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

if you want some real advice. if you're not making moves then someone else is. simple as that.



Exactly.

So next time u c her, b4 u say hi, grab one tit and one butt cheek and ram your tongue down her throat
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:24 pm to
Spell out the full word and don't use emojis
When she texts you, wait a while to text back to pretend like you're busy
You can text back and forth immediately if it is late at night
Text sporadically on the weekends
Call her. Texting = talking; calling = meeting. You won't meet her until you talk

Most important:

Practice dick pic angles to get the best looking ones. Send dick pic at a random time with a regular message like there isn't a dick pic attached
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 2:28 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42990 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

I've found out that too much honesty is a very bad thing.


I think lying is your best chance. You may already be a lost cause.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:25 pm to
There is a theory that speaks to the cost of "over availability" in that if you're quick to respond to an out of the blue text means you're not doing anything else.

That said, if you're having a conversation, don't wait after each text. lol
Posted by Tiger Bandit1
Monroe
Member since May 2015
10 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

One would think you would be uninterested in playing games then. I see why your wife left you.


I am uninterested in playing games, but you have to play a little bit. Obviously you don't know me, so I don't blame you for thinking that. It's not true but, still can't blame you.

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104320 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:28 pm to
"Do U Like Me? Check Y or N"
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:28 pm to
Ok who's alt are you? just tell us already.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13483 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:29 pm to
proper text etiquette is to respond to each text with a new dick pic
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69505 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:29 pm to
Is trying to play games with a woman why you got divorced ing the first place?

Just be yourself
frick the rest
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:30 pm to
I'd just use the direct approach. If a "girl" texts you, reply as soon as reasonable. The suggest meeting in real life and quit playing fricking games!

Casual dinner. Talk face to face and find out if both of you are really interested.

Why play these "wait xx amount of time" games? Are you 12?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69505 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:30 pm to
quote:


I am uninterested in playing games


Your entire OP and post history and from what we know about your personal life says otherwise
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24838 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

I prefer phone calls over text but she lives out in the country and has poor service.


Is this like one of those mail order deals? I mean really, I do not think you have to worry about scaring her off, text as often as you wish....
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:32 pm to
Use plenty of these

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42990 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:35 pm to
IPN
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

I am newly divorced and trying to get back in the game after roughly ten years. My buddies tell me that if a girl that u like texts u, the general rule is to take 15-20 minutes to respond. When she replies, if it took her 10 minutes, u are supposed to wait 20 minutes to reply back. This seems a little silly but so far it seems to work. Is this standard practice for most people these days?


You're buddies are retarded. Text the girl back when you feel like you should.

If a girl likes you, just don't come off as creepy and you're golden.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94754 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:39 pm to
"My sister is looking for new shoes. I commented on how much I liked yours. Where did you get them and how much did they cost?"

Golden. If she's interested at all, you're in within the week.

Thank me later...
Posted by Tiger Bandit1
Monroe
Member since May 2015
10 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:43 pm to
We have gone out on dates, we've hooked up a few times, sent her flowers on Friday, had sex on Saturday, just not sure if either of us are ready to fully commit. Which is another reason I don't want to be too honest. First girl I'm interested in since my ex wife. Don't know if I really want to grab the first one and hang on or play the field for a bit. So the the texting etiquette is more for future possibilities.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

You're buddies are retarded
big words is hard
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Is trying to play games with a woman why you got divorced ing the first place?

Just be yourself
frick the rest

This. I am sure there are ways to play the game, and do well. But if you want to find someone truly special, break the rules. Differentiate yourself.

Of course, if you are ugly and/or poor, this won't help you. Play the game then.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:57 pm to
Tell her 2 cum over :)
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