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re: Problematic Neighbor
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:58 am to Tacktheritrix
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:58 am to Tacktheritrix
Squirt him with a garden hose. It worked for Big Lee.
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Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:07 pm to Tacktheritrix
The fact you don’t really want to retaliate yet you’ve allowed your wife and children to suffer with this for so long tells me all I need to know about you.
There’s no advice that anyone could give you that would cause you to man up and take care of it.
And oh, by the way, when your wife walks out on you and looks for a man with some balls, don’t wonder what happened.
There’s no advice that anyone could give you that would cause you to man up and take care of it.
And oh, by the way, when your wife walks out on you and looks for a man with some balls, don’t wonder what happened.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:09 pm to Tacktheritrix
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He came by to let me know the cops "didn't do shite to him so it was a waste of my time to call".
Should say "Ok next time I will"
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:38 pm to Tacktheritrix
Send him anonymous cheep hard liquor each week or day. He will drink himself to death. Problem solved itself.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:39 pm to Tacktheritrix
Take a shite on his doorstep
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:41 pm to LRB1967
I havn't read the whole thread. Has anyone said frick his wife yet?
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:43 pm to Tacktheritrix
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He came by to let me know the cops "didn't do shite to him so it was a waste of my time to call".
damn he is straight up calling you a pussy!
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:45 pm to Tacktheritrix
Next time, go over with some headphones. Let him know that you're sick of his shite and so is your wife. His 3 options are to turn down the music, wear the headphones, or wear his arse for a hat. The time for being neighborly has passed. Time to play some offense and run up the score on his arse.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:45 pm to Tacktheritrix
You do know there are groups of people who will inflict whatever level of pain you want on him as long as you have the money to meet their service fee. Having his front door smashed open and his face messed up should get your request to be a good neighbor across.
Sometimes you got'ta let folks know you are serious. Be sure your hired helpers know you don't want him killed, just messed up a bit.
I guess you could leave town and have them break in and steal his music machine while he is out. That would be a less violent message. Might cost you just as much as having them work him over a bit.
If you are a Do it yourself kind of guy:
What kind of car does he have? You could pour a cup of sugar in his gas tank, or a pint or two of water.
Go over one night in a ski mask and ring his doorbell. when he opens the door, blast him in the eyes with bear grade pepper spray. Really soak it. Then kick him in the nuts, pull the door shut and walk back home. Don't buy the spray locally/ Drive to Mississippi at least as far as Hattiesburg to buy it.
Sometimes you got'ta let folks know you are serious. Be sure your hired helpers know you don't want him killed, just messed up a bit.
I guess you could leave town and have them break in and steal his music machine while he is out. That would be a less violent message. Might cost you just as much as having them work him over a bit.
If you are a Do it yourself kind of guy:
What kind of car does he have? You could pour a cup of sugar in his gas tank, or a pint or two of water.
Go over one night in a ski mask and ring his doorbell. when he opens the door, blast him in the eyes with bear grade pepper spray. Really soak it. Then kick him in the nuts, pull the door shut and walk back home. Don't buy the spray locally/ Drive to Mississippi at least as far as Hattiesburg to buy it.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:48 pm to Tacktheritrix
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Can't get him for DUI, that was my first though when this all started. He doesn't drive, doesn't own a car...he barely leaves the house. He is a drunk that sits inside all day smoking cigs and listening to music.
Sounds like the only time he leaves the house is to go get beer.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:53 pm to Tacktheritrix
I had a problem neighbor for several years. Kept calling the cops for his bullshite. At one point they were coming almost everyday. He was a renter and the landlord wouldn’t do shot at first. I tried to buy the house to evict him but the landlord finally evicted him when he saw how serious I was
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:02 pm to kengel2
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Rick Astley or that barbie girl
chicken dance
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:09 pm to OGTiger
You’re such an alpha. Did he ever mention kids? You seem angst are you speaking from experience or just wanna be a keyboard warrior?
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:18 pm to Tacktheritrix
If there’s nothing you can do legally, is there room to put up a concrete or brick fence between your houses? You could add some decoupled walls in your bedroom to kill the sound too.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:29 pm to Tacktheritrix
Install a pickle ball court on your lawn, and start a league.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:33 pm to CajunCommander
quote:
Burn his house down (with him in it) is the only solution
I’ve heard that loud music at the appropriate frequency and magnitude can cause Molotov cocktails to spontaneously form and self ignite, crazy as it sounds.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:44 pm to Tacktheritrix
You been putting up with it for 3 years? Tell that old bastard if he doesn't turn down his music you will come whip his arse.
There isn't a noise ordinance?
You cant't be cordial with people like that. Go tell him you and your wife are trying to sleep and all you are asking is for him to not be a dick. Stay on him. I would see it as if he is trying to one up me and would be willing to do just about anything to get him to quit.
Go there and take your pistol. Don't take it out, just make sure he sees you have it.
Or wait until he leaves, break in his house and kick the shite out of his speakers and toss the receiver across the floor.
There isn't a noise ordinance?
You cant't be cordial with people like that. Go tell him you and your wife are trying to sleep and all you are asking is for him to not be a dick. Stay on him. I would see it as if he is trying to one up me and would be willing to do just about anything to get him to quit.
Go there and take your pistol. Don't take it out, just make sure he sees you have it.
Or wait until he leaves, break in his house and kick the shite out of his speakers and toss the receiver across the floor.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:56 pm to OweO
Three years? I called the cops on some clowns down the street the first time they blared music past 10 p.m. They were an acre and a half away and it was shaking my walls. F all that. Dog and kids were upset.
Cops came, noise stopped. Never heard a peep again.
Cops came, noise stopped. Never heard a peep again.
Posted on 7/6/23 at 2:34 pm to OweO
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Go there and take your pistol. Don't take it out, just make sure he sees you have it.
Know about a guy who died that way a year or so ago. Other dude saw his pistol while they were having a “discussion” and went inside and got his own and murdered him.
Don’t show your weapon unless you have to use it.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 7/6/23 at 2:34 pm to RodFarva
His wife must’ve left him for a neighbor.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 2:35 pm
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