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re: Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.

Posted on 3/21/22 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
29301 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 4:44 pm to
Pray that she doesn't read Tigerdroppings.
Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 4:47 pm to
The white Christian race is doomed
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5066 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

On one hand, I cant, for the life of me, figure out why anyone would want more than two children..


What makes two kids such a magical number? I’m all for people having as many as they want but man I love having four. We had two close together and then an eight year gap and two more close together. It’s been awesome. I can’t imagine just having two. To each his own I guess.
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3452 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:54 pm to
If she starts to go into crazy rage mode, and let’s be real it’s imminent, remember to use these words verbatim:

“My body, my choice.”

If it works for them, in this day and age of equality, it works for you.
Posted by GPayne
Austin
Member since Jan 2009
320 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:56 pm to
My wife would notice the scar. She’s down there a lot.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
10068 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:56 pm to
Wtf? Why would scheme your own wife?

You are a piece of shite for this
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5131 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:04 pm to
Can't tell if the original post is real or in jest. If real, something might be wrong with you and is wrong in the marraige.

Talk to your wife. She may appreciate that you want to have the procedure, rather than putting birth control pressure on her. If you don't talk to her, it will ultimately get very ugly on several fronts.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31777 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:42 pm to
Now this is a thread I like showing up in.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70072 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:47 pm to
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Better fake a growing injury
Peyronie’s maybe?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14476 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:51 pm to
No good man would ever do this without including his spouse in this decision.

Good luck in divorce court and I hope you’re prepared to lose half your shite, you worthless piece of shite.

Your wife can easily find a better man. You probably cannot.

Edited to add: thank you for the voluntary castration. The world will soon be a better place.
This post was edited on 3/21/22 at 8:54 pm
Posted by TheBigHurt
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
2394 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:56 pm to
On what page are the pics of wife on?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21136 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:00 pm to
I have a co-worker who did the same thing you are planning. His wife got impatient after a few cycles with nothing happening so she found a "natural insemination" donor online and got pregnant anyway.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4188 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:03 pm to
The real joke is gonna be when she gets pregnant anyway.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14476 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:13 pm to
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On what page are the pics of wife on?

Doesn’t matter. She’ll soon be joining a gym and getting herself in better shape to easily land a better man. OP’s money will probably also pay for a boob job and some vaginal tightening.
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
497 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:48 pm to
Dishonest AF. You must be Russian.
Posted by swervr
Everywhere
Member since Feb 2022
141 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:56 pm to
Maybe...
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
60784 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:59 pm to
You know what they say, a marriage is built on trust. Good for you for doing your part. You should be real proud.
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:17 pm to
Dude chill out. You act like he’s doing it to raw dog your wife
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
5427 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:22 pm to
I was in a similar situation, two kids boy and girl and was happy to be done but wife wanted 1 more…we now have a healthy 1 month old baby boy. Couldn’t be happier or iMagine not having him. That being said we will be tapping out at 3 kids but I didn’t really fight with her on going for the third.

Something tells me this is not going to end the same for you..good luck.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
19233 posts
Posted on 3/22/22 at 1:11 am to
I’ve seen a lot of really stupid posts before, this has to be in the top 10.

I’d really like a big bag of popcorn and a recliner to watch what your wife does to you before she kicks you out when she finds out.

It’ll be lingering, extremely painful and hideously expensive.
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