Potential Thanksgiving Family Feud Tomorrow

Families No. 1 Suspect: My trashy uncle who hasn't worked in 20 years and switched from being high on pain pills all the time to be a full time drunk.

Tomorrow my brother, who is a devout catholic and highly connected person within the religious community, is hosting the FAM for thanksgiving for lunch tomorrow. He normally invites a few straggling religious type friends over that may not have family to celebrate with.

The bottom line: For this years Mothers day, my uncle was about 2" from fixing knuckle sandwiches for my brother because "he is a BS sissy boy that thinks he is better than everyone else". This was while my uncle was downing jose cuervo tequila and root beer all day until he passed out. I intend to be a good nephew and bring my uncle a cheap bottle of something to get the party started.

Side plot: My other brother is married to a woman from China who's Chinese son is always being messed with by said uncle. My uncle will stand, hitler salute him and say "Supreme Leader or Chyna!" every time he passes by. THe son, 17, walks around like a solder (super straight up) and constantly says how Shyna would destroy us.