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re: POS in law thread check in
Posted on 12/25/24 at 8:55 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 12/25/24 at 8:55 pm to Frac the world
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Can be FIL, MIL, BIL, SIL, doesn’t matter No details, no background story just lay it out My FIL bought himself a MacBook Pro and Apple Watch for Christmas, he was bought his wife, my MIL,…….nothing To add he hasn’t had a job in 4 years! She’s the only who works!
Young fellas we always talk about what not to do.
This man has a strong pimp hand.
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 8:57 pm to Lowdermilk
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My SIL is a POS, but she sure does have some sweet pussy!
I dated my SIL for over a year, before she was my SIL. A few years later I hooked up with her sister. That's who I eventually married. It's not that outrageous.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:04 pm to L1C4
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My ex MIL wouldn't allow drinking in the house.
Can you drink on the back porch? I know people like that. The drinkers park outside and drink by someone’s pickup truck.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:06 pm to Frac the world
My MIL is a great person, but sometimes has the maturity/forethought of a 6 year old.
It rained most of the morning….so of course that meant it was a great time to take my dog for a walk. A walk were she decided she didn’t need any of the little dog shite bags. The end result was my dog tracking mud all over my house and at least two of my neighbors receiving fresh piles of unremoved dog shite in their yard. After the fact my 7 year old takes me aside and tells me “Dad, I tried to tell her she needed some of those bags. She said ‘no’ the dog won’t go to the bathroom.”
It rained most of the morning….so of course that meant it was a great time to take my dog for a walk. A walk were she decided she didn’t need any of the little dog shite bags. The end result was my dog tracking mud all over my house and at least two of my neighbors receiving fresh piles of unremoved dog shite in their yard. After the fact my 7 year old takes me aside and tells me “Dad, I tried to tell her she needed some of those bags. She said ‘no’ the dog won’t go to the bathroom.”
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:07 pm to deeprig9
Christmas really brings out the worst in people, and also the best. The pending family drama puts everyone on edge. The expense and self-imposed expectations drive everyone mad.
My bunch seems to be content. No shite bags.
My bunch seems to be content. No shite bags.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:07 pm to Frac the world
My girlfriend’s dad is a hardcore Trump loving conservative. I find him hilarious…. My girlfriend doesn’t like her dad much.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:45 pm to Frac the world
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My FIL bought himself a MacBook Pro and Apple Watch for Christmas, he was bought his wife, my MIL,…….nothing
To add he hasn’t had a job in 4 years! She’s the only who works!
He's just making up for all the times he paid the entire dinner bill.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:47 pm to BamaCoaster
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I’m kicking it in the pool house with my mom, who is staying with us until she recovers from 3 hip surgeries.
I'm sorry about your mom's hip.
I'll take it easy next time.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:56 pm to Frac the world
My MIL will fight you if you say anything bad about Biden.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:06 pm to PikesPeak
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pushing my daughter in the back
fricking sucks to get pushed in the back. It can tweak your back or push your face into the corner of a wall.....or both.
My fatass 11yo nephew thought a good wresslin move would be to power jump onto my back when I was half asleep on the living room floor. Almost died that night. I didn't feel too good either.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:08 pm to BamaCoaster
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I have a tranny, a lesbian, a former lesbian, and a demented ex-surgeon (grandfather in law) at my home.
I’m kicking it in the pool house with my mom, who is staying with us until she recovers from 3 hip surgeries.
Besides oxygen, I have nothing in common with these folx.
Just a suggestion here, just a suggestion. Hook up a hidden camera and start talking about Trump (I don't care if you like him or not). I think you're sitting on a gold mine here.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:10 pm to Frac the world
My inlaws are fine...really sweet well meaning people but zero social skills or awareness.
FIL wanted to show me pictures of a lake.... he proceeded to put his phone about an inch away from my face and hold it there with each picture for a full 30-60 seconds... one time when I was getting my son in a high chair...moving to make sure the phone stayed in my face as I maneuvered him in.
After our departure being delayed and we were leaving way late for kids bed time, and saying so, MIL follows us out to start 3 more conversations as we're loading the car...then has me roll down the car window to start a few more
FIL wanted to show me pictures of a lake.... he proceeded to put his phone about an inch away from my face and hold it there with each picture for a full 30-60 seconds... one time when I was getting my son in a high chair...moving to make sure the phone stayed in my face as I maneuvered him in.
After our departure being delayed and we were leaving way late for kids bed time, and saying so, MIL follows us out to start 3 more conversations as we're loading the car...then has me roll down the car window to start a few more
This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:12 pm to Frac the world
My wife wishes her sister was dead.
First time she openly said that.
SIL is a real bitch. No one likes her.
First time she openly said that.
SIL is a real bitch. No one likes her.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:13 pm to Frac the world
My niece brought her first girlfriend. Niece is the lipstick lesbian and this nose-pierced, knit cap, dirty Reebok, flannel shirt-wearing freak is the butch even though she really is not butch. She did try to walk as though she was ready to brawl. They kept going into the bathroom together for extended periods of time.
The clueless not-so-Great Aunt bought the granddaughter a black Barbie. I immediately started calling it Kamala and making jokes about how stupid Kamala Harris is. The two lezzies were shooting dagger looks at me and left soon after. frick those millennial idiots. Oh, I did ask what made Harris attractive over Trump and the niece said she thought Harris was smarter
The clueless not-so-Great Aunt bought the granddaughter a black Barbie. I immediately started calling it Kamala and making jokes about how stupid Kamala Harris is. The two lezzies were shooting dagger looks at me and left soon after. frick those millennial idiots. Oh, I did ask what made Harris attractive over Trump and the niece said she thought Harris was smarter
This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:16 pm to Longhorn Actual
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I'm sorry about your mom's hip.
I'll take it easy next time.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:19 pm to BamaCoaster
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I have a tranny, a lesbian, a former lesbian, and a demented ex-surgeon (grandfather in law) at my home
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:19 pm to Frac the world
My gfs family is almost as good as mine, except for one damn cousin they always invite because he lives a few blocks down.
He's 30 something, neckbeard, and pretty sure an incel. He brought up that Christmas was pagan and he loved that we are all idiots.
I had a few drinks, and was pretty close to fighting but resisted.
He's 30 something, neckbeard, and pretty sure an incel. He brought up that Christmas was pagan and he loved that we are all idiots.
I had a few drinks, and was pretty close to fighting but resisted.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:20 pm to deeprig9
quote:you ever tell you wife how good her sister was at deepthroating?
I dated my SIL for over a year, before she was my SIL. A few years later I hooked up with her sister. That's who I eventually married.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:22 pm to PalletJack
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The clueless not-so-Great Aunt bought the granddaughter a black Barbie. I immediately started calling it Kamala and making jokes about how stupid Kamala Harris is. The two lezzies were shooting dagger looks at me and left soon after. frick those millennial idiots. Oh, I did ask what made Harris attractive over Trump and the niece said she thought Harris was smarter
You sound insufferable tbh
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:26 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Mingo Was His NameO
You are known to be a dumbass so….
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