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Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am to
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am to
I do 85% of my daily pooping on the clock.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am to
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Besides blatantly stealing
Wait just a minute...smokers get to go subtract hours off their lives with smoke breaks but I'm stealing if I have to drop a dook?
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:10 am to
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i wonder sometimes if these workers even have indoor plumbing at the house...it's like they can't wait to get to work to take a dump.i'm sorry but if had i had to take 10 shits a day, i would stay at the house.


Probably not. There's no toilet seat more comfortable than the one in your own home, that's why I try to hold out if I can. Though I've never seen this happen around my office, employees do their job and usually shite on lunch or whenever they need to, no one makes it a big deal.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:11 am
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45351 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:10 am to
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Your days must be really slow or you don't do much. I take pride in the work I do. There's no gratification in shitting at work other than relieving myself. I feel like only a kid would start this kind of thread. "frick you boss, I'm taking a shite". Life will continue.




Hardo alert.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:12 am to
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their


You edited before I could get to it....funny you were the one talking about hourly vs salaried...
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35132 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:13 am to
Never pooped on a clock and don't see why it's even a topic.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:13 am to
That's why I installed these at my business for my employees to use. shite on your own time, but if you have to shite on mine, you're going to pay me back for your lack of productive output.

Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9900 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:14 am to
My hardest working employee is our company shitter. Employees going in and out of it all day.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:14 am to
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SidewalkDawg


Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:15 am to
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You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread


What does that have to do with anything? You are getting paid to sit on the toilet, whether you are hourly or not. You don't understand the concept of opportunity cost apparently
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:16 am
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:16 am to
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Pooping on the clock
Obligatory


I logged in solely to upvote this. Congrats.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:17 am to
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What does that have to do with anything? You are getting paid to sit on the toilet, whether you are hourly or not. You don't understand the concept of opportunity cost apparently

Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4838 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:21 am to
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You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread.


This is what I was thinking. When did the OT let all these poor people up in here.....
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:21 am to
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What does that have to do with anything? You are getting paid to sit on the toilet, whether you are hourly or not.


Until your employer puts a time limit or restrictions on restroom breaks on their time before they send you home for being sick, forcing you to clock out.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:24 am to
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Until your employer puts a time limit or restrictions on restroom breaks on their time before they send you home for being sick


sounds like a shitty place to work


Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:25 am to
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13SaintTiger


I'm not positive but I don't think this poo thread was intended to be that serious. You don't have to be so anal about it.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:29 am
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:28 am to
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I'm not positive but I don't think this poo thread was intended to be that serious.


Probably not, still immature to take pride in it.

quote:

You don't have top be so anal about it.


Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:31 am to
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how is that sticking it to the man exactly? I doubt he uses the same bathroom


I use the women's bathroom in a building only myself and two other people have access to.

Why?

Because I do not shite with underlings.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:32 am to
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Until your employer puts a time limit or restrictions on restroom breaks


Please see here.... There are loop holes
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:34 am to
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Please see here.... There are loop holes


That was created for people like you.
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