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re: Pooping on the clock
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am to tigersownall
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am to tigersownall
I do 85% of my daily pooping on the clock.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am to tigersownall
quote:Wait just a minute...smokers get to go subtract hours off their lives with smoke breaks but I'm stealing if I have to drop a dook?
Besides blatantly stealing
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:10 am to bigrob385series
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i wonder sometimes if these workers even have indoor plumbing at the house...it's like they can't wait to get to work to take a dump.i'm sorry but if had i had to take 10 shits a day, i would stay at the house.
Probably not. There's no toilet seat more comfortable than the one in your own home, that's why I try to hold out if I can. Though I've never seen this happen around my office, employees do their job and usually shite on lunch or whenever they need to, no one makes it a big deal.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:11 am
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:10 am to 13SaintTiger
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Your days must be really slow or you don't do much. I take pride in the work I do. There's no gratification in shitting at work other than relieving myself. I feel like only a kid would start this kind of thread. "frick you boss, I'm taking a shite". Life will continue.
Hardo alert.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:12 am to 13SaintTiger
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their
You edited before I could get to it....funny you were the one talking about hourly vs salaried...
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:13 am to tigersownall
Never pooped on a clock and don't see why it's even a topic.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:13 am to tigersownall
That's why I installed these at my business for my employees to use. shite on your own time, but if you have to shite on mine, you're going to pay me back for your lack of productive output.


Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:14 am to tigersownall
My hardest working employee is our company shitter. Employees going in and out of it all day.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:15 am to 13SaintTiger
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You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread
What does that have to do with anything? You are getting paid to sit on the toilet, whether you are hourly or not. You don't understand the concept of opportunity cost apparently
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:16 am
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:16 am to tylerdurden24
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Pooping on the clock
Obligatory
I logged in solely to upvote this. Congrats.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:17 am to TheIndulger
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What does that have to do with anything? You are getting paid to sit on the toilet, whether you are hourly or not. You don't understand the concept of opportunity cost apparently

Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:21 am to 13SaintTiger
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You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread.
This is what I was thinking. When did the OT let all these poor people up in here.....
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:21 am to TheIndulger
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What does that have to do with anything? You are getting paid to sit on the toilet, whether you are hourly or not.
Until your employer puts a time limit or restrictions on restroom breaks on their time before they send you home for being sick, forcing you to clock out.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:24 am to 13SaintTiger
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Until your employer puts a time limit or restrictions on restroom breaks on their time before they send you home for being sick
sounds like a shitty place to work
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:25 am to 13SaintTiger
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13SaintTiger
I'm not positive but I don't think this poo thread was intended to be that serious.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:29 am
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:28 am to bayourougebengal
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I'm not positive but I don't think this poo thread was intended to be that serious.
Probably not, still immature to take pride in it.
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You don't have top be so anal about it.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:31 am to Topwater Trout
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how is that sticking it to the man exactly? I doubt he uses the same bathroom
I use the women's bathroom in a building only myself and two other people have access to.
Why?
Because I do not shite with underlings.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:32 am to 13SaintTiger
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Until your employer puts a time limit or restrictions on restroom breaks
Please see here.... There are loop holes
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:34 am to LSUfanNkaty
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Please see here.... There are loop holes
That was created for people like you.
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