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re: Pooping on the clock

Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:29 am to
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:29 am to
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Your days must be really slow or you don't do much. I take pride in the work I do. There's no gratification in shitting at work other than relieving myself. I feel like only a kid would start this kind of thread. "frick you boss, I'm taking a shite". Life will continue.



You sound like an uptight douche
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9189 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:35 am to
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My manager makes us clock out if we are doing number 2



I would laugh in his face if he told me that but I'm also not on hourly
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46609 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:36 am to
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Besides blatantly stealing is there no better way to stick it to the man besides dropping a big nasty turd at work?


Could take 30-45 minute smoke breaks like most of the people at my work
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:56 am to
Know what's fun?

Ripping a nasty fart and asking people if they smell popcorn.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:03 pm to
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I use to struggle with this (pooping in public restrooms).


To piggy back off of this.... Am I the only one who can't shite with an audience?????? As in, if someone walks in while I'm taking a deuce, I try and silently sit there so the person that walked in the use the urinals doesn't know I'm there. Then, when they leave, finish the dirty work.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:17 pm to
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To piggy back off of this.... Am I the only one who can't shite with an audience?????? As in, if someone walks in while I'm taking a deuce, I try and silently sit there so the person that walked in the use the urinals doesn't know I'm there. Then, when they leave, finish the dirty work.


I used to be that way, then I got my cdl - having to stop at a truck stop to shite suddenly became an unspoken game of who could be the LOUDEST, grunting and all.

Pretty sure I need to go see a therapist for PTSD symptoms.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17207 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:20 pm to
Just had Moes for lunch. Currently going in for round two. And I'm certain they heard the farts in the hallway just now.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12461 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:29 pm to
They make a dollar I make a dime that's why I shite on company time.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:40 pm to
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They make a dollar I make a dime that's why I shite on company time.


This is GOLD...Gotta let me use for a sig quote!
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