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Poll: Your thoughts on the Chantix "Cold Turkey"?

Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:52 pm
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
9427 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:52 pm
Would you like to learn more about him, perhaps even a network Thanksgiving special?

YES or NO

This post was edited on 9/29/19 at 10:55 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74577 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:57 pm to
Goddam it, it’s REAL capital will always be Constantinople to me!
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7671 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:00 pm to
frick yeah.

We love this guy in our house.

He's better than 90% of what's on tv.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:02 pm to
Chantix made me not want to eat anything and gave me some really out of character dark thoughts. No thanks. Wont try that shite ever again.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:22 pm to
Dark thoughts like the kind that make you a good poet, or dark thoughts like the kind that make you off yourself?
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4778 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:46 pm to
they never mention the night terrors in those commercials but literally every person I've known who tried it quit taking it within a few weeks because they had night terrors every night.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33806 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:49 pm to
No, but my 84 year old mom would like that. She calls him, "Her turkey." She told me all of the things her turkey does, and kept asking me if I had seen the commercial. After finally seeing it, I was a little disappointed, because I thought it was a real turkey's image they'd done some kind of CGI stuff with.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90031 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:50 pm to
I like his turkey boots

How does he hold the knife and the walking stick without thumbs?
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

they never mention the night terrors in those commercials but literally every person I've known who tried it quit taking it within a few weeks because they had night terrors every night.


Chantix didn’t do that to me. Only time I had night terrors was when I tried to quit cold turkey. Chantix did make me hot at night and gave me awful gas
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30363 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:14 am to
I prefer Digger the dermatophyte

Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:29 am to
quote:

Dark thoughts like the kind that make you a good poet, or dark thoughts like the kind that make you off yourself?

The latter. Put me into a pretty dark spot for the ~2 months I was on it. Figured it was just a side effect of quitting nicotine. Said something in front of my doctor along the lines of "Yeah I'm not smoking but I feel like sticking a gun in my mouth most days". Had me immediately on a withdrawal plan and had me setup my schedule where I was constantly with someone else until I was a month off it. Within a week of being off it I was noticeably better.

Honestly a terrible time in my life
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:33 am to
I just hope it’s not turkey hunting season where he’s camping at.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23857 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:14 am to

The commercials would be more accurate if 1 in 100 showed the turkey turning a shotgun on himself.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:18 am to
Turkey has a really nice job if he can afford a house with a view of the ocean like that.

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