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re: Police: Teacher finds 5-year-old chewing on condom on Florida playground

Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45512 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:10 pm to
Had to be a dare.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70468 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:13 pm to
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Hope nothing comes of this.



I think you mean came in this
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:16 pm to
im gotdam speechless for the first time on this site
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72439 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:26 pm to
Who the hell hasn't managed to convey don't put strange shite off the ground in your mouth by the time your child has turned 5?

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:28 pm to
That kid will be known at school from now on as "that lil dude that chewed that condom".
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20380 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:35 pm to
I read just because I was sure the OT would have come up with a dozen snappy nicknames for this kid by now. Not a one.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74567 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Been a while since I've been a 5 year old, but I don't recall ever just picking up random shite off the ground and putting it in my mouth


I've heard of kids sticking strange things in their ear or nose. In fact for a few scary moments when my son was 3 we thought he'd have to get a piece of pea gravel surgically removed from his nose.

But this Florida kid... damn. What is it about Florida???
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Teacher getting it long dick style on the playground and can't even clean up after herself


HS kids sneaking out for a rendezvous is most likely culprit.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom


How do they know it was u.... oh.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13923 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:55 pm to
Was it flavored? I can't see a kid chewing on a nonflavored rubber for more than a second.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10779 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 5:40 pm to
Yeah it was flavored, the essence of a crack whore.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 6:28 pm to
Kid's just getting a head start on his gender confusion and sexual identity. Call him an "early bloomer".


Was anyone named Sandusky in the vicinity?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 6:35 pm to
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But this Florida kid... damn. What is it about Florida???


It isn't FLORIDA.

Florida was about as densely populated as Kansas before the advent of AC. Once it became logistically comfortable to live there, everyone from the midwest and northeast moved on down.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12044 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

find a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom


USC lock
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 8:32 pm
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4937 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:13 pm to
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IIRC HIV takes a few months before it'll show up in a blood test


The hiv virus does not survive long outside of the body. A few hours would be at the very high end of survival. So there is little risk of that happenning.
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