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Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:13 pm to The Mick
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Hope nothing comes of this.
I think you mean came in this
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:16 pm to nerd guy
im gotdam speechless for the first time on this site
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:26 pm to nerd guy
Who the hell hasn't managed to convey don't put strange shite off the ground in your mouth by the time your child has turned 5?
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:28 pm to nerd guy
That kid will be known at school from now on as "that lil dude that chewed that condom".
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:35 pm to OweO
I read just because I was sure the OT would have come up with a dozen snappy nicknames for this kid by now. Not a one.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:40 pm to dcrews
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Been a while since I've been a 5 year old, but I don't recall ever just picking up random shite off the ground and putting it in my mouth
I've heard of kids sticking strange things in their ear or nose. In fact for a few scary moments when my son was 3 we thought he'd have to get a piece of pea gravel surgically removed from his nose.
But this Florida kid... damn. What is it about Florida???
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:43 pm to Mir
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Teacher getting it long dick style on the playground and can't even clean up after herself
HS kids sneaking out for a rendezvous is most likely culprit.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:48 pm to nerd guy
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a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom
How do they know it was u.... oh.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:55 pm to nerd guy
Was it flavored? I can't see a kid chewing on a nonflavored rubber for more than a second.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 5:40 pm to Tear It Up
Yeah it was flavored, the essence of a crack whore.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 6:28 pm to nerd guy
Kid's just getting a head start on his gender confusion and sexual identity. Call him an "early bloomer".
Was anyone named Sandusky in the vicinity?
Was anyone named Sandusky in the vicinity?
Posted on 2/13/17 at 6:35 pm to Darth_Vader
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But this Florida kid... damn. What is it about Florida???
It isn't FLORIDA.
Florida was about as densely populated as Kansas before the advent of AC. Once it became logistically comfortable to live there, everyone from the midwest and northeast moved on down.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 8:31 pm to nerd guy
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find a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom
USC lock
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:13 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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IIRC HIV takes a few months before it'll show up in a blood test
The hiv virus does not survive long outside of the body. A few hours would be at the very high end of survival. So there is little risk of that happenning.
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