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Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
Posted on 11/13/16 at 11:57 am
Posted on 11/13/16 at 11:57 am
alrighty then...
possibly the best headline EVER
Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
possibly the best headline EVER
Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
quote:
Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee who’s reportedly been on the run since Tuesday, hoping to question him about his involvement in a double murder.
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Posted on 11/13/16 at 11:59 am to dcbl
And of course it's in Florida. The superfecta!
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:00 pm to dcbl
The Black Knight from Monty Python?
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:01 pm to dcbl
The police are stumped...
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:04 pm to dcbl
Florida
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:10 pm to dcbl
He won't have a leg to stand on in court.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:17 pm to dcbl
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:21 pm to pioneerbasketball
Clearly someone is giving him a hand
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:22 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:
He won't have a leg to stand on in court.
He'll be able to lie in court, though. Can't place his hand on the bible nor raise his other to swear that he'll tell the truth.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:24 pm to Sasquatch Smash
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:31 pm to dcbl
He's going to be fricked when he needs an attorney. They will want to charge an arm and a leg.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:31 pm to dcbl
Hiding in plain sight: "Just look casual".
Tonight's CrimeStoppers: When the Mannequin Challenge Goes Wrong.....
Tonight's CrimeStoppers: When the Mannequin Challenge Goes Wrong.....
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:31 pm to dcbl
Oweo said he got arrested for getting in s fight at the mall. But by the time the mall police showed up, Chris was already out of his chair and on the mall floor flopping around like a beached fish trying to get away from a gull.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:33 pm to Rebel
one would hope that IF Oweo were to ever be involved in something like this it would be a murder suicide
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:35 pm to OWLFAN86
Damn Owlie
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:37 pm to OWLFAN86
If that ever happens, I'm immediately goingt to buy a lottery ticket.
You can't waste your lucky days.
You can't waste your lucky days.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:42 pm to dcbl
Police said there is something fishy afoot, but they cant put a handle on it
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:48 pm to ksayetiger
He won't be able to wiggle his way out of this one.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:55 pm to Sidicous
Okay,we'll call it a draw.Come Patsy.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:56 pm to dcbl
Thanks obama.
This post was edited on 11/13/16 at 12:57 pm
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