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Police Hunt Toe-Sucking Home Invader

Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:39 am
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12461 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:39 am
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A 20-year-old man awoke last Tuesday to discover a male intruder at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes, according to a Florida police report.


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Assuming that he was about to be robbed, the victim declared that he did not have any money. In response, “The suspect told him he was there to suck toes.”


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The victim, who was alone in the residence, then began throwing punches at the intruder, forcing him out of the house and into the yard. As he was being driven from the home, the suspect “told the victim that he had a gun and then attempted to fondle the victim’s genital area.”


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After striking the intruder in the face for “approximately 30 seconds,” the victim ran back inside the house and dialed 911. At this point, the suspect “punched out the glass” on the home’s front window and then climbed atop the victim’s car and stomped on the windshield until it broke.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:41 am to
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
44433 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:41 am to
So basically, he's developed a taste for toe jam.

Toe jam vampire .... I've heard of them before but thought they were a myth.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104468 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:41 am to
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a Florida police repor


Yup.
Posted by NOBOTIGER
Member since Sep 2019
270 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:42 am to
Florida never disappoints!!!
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42675 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:42 am to
Hell yeah I suck toes!

Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:44 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51617 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:46 am to
Ah, the ole toe sucking bandit is on the prowl again.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:46 am to
That's TigernMiami. I knew it.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151567 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:53 am to
DarthVader
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:58 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:00 am to
Was it Darth? He is a foot guy.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74890 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:22 am to
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:30 am to
Where were these toe suckers when my house was being invaded?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:32 am to
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Napoleon


Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:36 am to
It’s your move serial snuggler
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25920 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:39 am to
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Toe jam vampire


Jampire
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76158 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 12:22 pm to
Tremendous feat deserves recognition.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23557 posts
Posted on 1/3/20 at 12:43 pm to
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Napoleon


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