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Police Hunt Toe-Sucking Home Invader
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:39 am
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:39 am
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A 20-year-old man awoke last Tuesday to discover a male intruder at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes, according to a Florida police report.
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Assuming that he was about to be robbed, the victim declared that he did not have any money. In response, “The suspect told him he was there to suck toes.”
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The victim, who was alone in the residence, then began throwing punches at the intruder, forcing him out of the house and into the yard. As he was being driven from the home, the suspect “told the victim that he had a gun and then attempted to fondle the victim’s genital area.”
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After striking the intruder in the face for “approximately 30 seconds,” the victim ran back inside the house and dialed 911. At this point, the suspect “punched out the glass” on the home’s front window and then climbed atop the victim’s car and stomped on the windshield until it broke.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:41 am to JOJO Hammer
So basically, he's developed a taste for toe jam.
Toe jam vampire .... I've heard of them before but thought they were a myth.
Toe jam vampire .... I've heard of them before but thought they were a myth.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:41 am to JOJO Hammer
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a Florida police repor
Yup.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:42 am to JOJO Hammer
Florida never disappoints!!!
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:46 am to JOJO Hammer
Ah, the ole toe sucking bandit is on the prowl again.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:46 am to DemonKA3268
That's TigernMiami. I knew it.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:00 am to JOJO Hammer
Was it Darth? He is a foot guy.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:30 am to JOJO Hammer
Where were these toe suckers when my house was being invaded?
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:36 am to JOJO Hammer
It’s your move serial snuggler
Posted on 1/3/20 at 10:39 am to scrooster
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Toe jam vampire
Jampire
Posted on 1/3/20 at 12:22 pm to JOJO Hammer
Tremendous feat deserves recognition.
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