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Police, FBI investigating possible tunnel into South Florida bank
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:20 pm
In Today's Edition of What the hell is Florida doing...
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PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (FOX 13) - Authorities in South Florida are investigating a tunnel that may lead to a bank.
FB link to Fox 13 Tampa (Live Air Heli Broadcast)
Side note:
The hotties of the Pembroke Pines Police Dept
(Sports Hook: The short one is JD Martinez's little brother)
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PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (FOX 13) - Authorities in South Florida are investigating a tunnel that may lead to a bank.
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The FBI responded to a Chase bank branch in Pembroke Pines Wednesday morning after a hole was discovered near the drive-through ATMs, WSVN reports.
Pembroke Pines police initially responded to the scene after a driver reported a pothole in the road.
FB link to Fox 13 Tampa (Live Air Heli Broadcast)
Side note:
The hotties of the Pembroke Pines Police Dept
(Sports Hook: The short one is JD Martinez's little brother)
This post was edited on 1/30/19 at 2:24 pm
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Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:25 pm to georgia
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Pembroke Pines police initially responded to the scene after a driver reported a pothole in the road.
Criminal 1: Hey man, wanna build a tunnel into that there bank and rob it?
Criminal 2: Hail yeah, you wanna start it in the grass or go through the middle of that road?
Criminal 1: shite man, lets dig through that there damn road
Criminal 2: frick yeah
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:26 pm to georgia
Ok. I’m gonna admit a double standard and downvote. The tunnel story was enough.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:30 pm to Sponge
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Criminal 1: shite man, lets dig through that there damn road
Pretty sure the hole in the road would be from a portion of the tunnel roof caving in, not where they planned to climb in
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:33 pm to Ed Osteen
In New Orleans they could just disguise it as a regular pot hole, no one would think to see where it goes.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:11 pm to georgia
Eric Decker should join that police unit
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:38 pm to Ed Osteen
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Pretty sure the hole in the road would be from a portion of the tunnel roof caving in, not where they planned to climb in
That's what I was coming to post
. But my first thought was definitely that they started their tunnel in the middle of a road 
Bet they never thought that's how they'd get discovered. Curious to know how close they got
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:40 pm to georgia
If only we had some tunnels here
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:41 pm to georgia
Did these guys think that the bottom of bank safes consist of a rug over a dirt floor?
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:47 pm to Black n Gold
perps watched 2 many 3 stooges movies.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:48 pm to fr33manator
Florida probably has better pumps.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:05 pm to georgia
The guy on the far right... is that Dan from Survivor?
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:08 pm to georgia
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:11 pm to georgia
Lot of good exterior walls did for this Bank. Sad.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:22 pm to Paddyshack
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The guy on the far right... is that Dan from Survivor?
It sure is.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 3:02 pm to georgia
Why do they all look like Ashton Kutcher?
Posted on 1/30/19 at 3:11 pm to idlewatcher
florida water. 
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