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re: Police bodýcam of woman first denying then admitting to public beach vibrator usage.

Posted on 11/26/23 at 10:51 am to
Posted by StrikeIndicator
inside the capital city loop.
Member since May 2019
480 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 10:51 am to
Athletic build drinking Budweisers with a bullet style. Put a ring on it.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4941 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 11:01 am to
I'd like to thank the police for keeping our beaches safe from attractive women masturbating in the water...
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1683 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 11:02 am to
Not sure if true or not, but some of the comments are saying she committed suicide over the weekend related to this video. Sad if true. They should not have dug this video up from 2 years ago for views.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55441 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 11:03 am to
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Right? Her lawyer should file a writ of labias porpoise.

Bravo!
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66562 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 11:18 am to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63877 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 11:28 am to
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Not sure if true or not, but some of the comments are saying she committed suicide over the weekend related to this video. Sad if true. They should not have dug this video up from 2 years ago for views.


Looks like only one commenter and a single sketchy website stating that.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13685 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:18 pm to
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These days? People have always dealt with stress. Any perceived increase in stress “these days” is really just due to weaker people.


If you were able to take cell phones with cameras and internet, and made them present in any generation, it would have resulted in the same amount of stressed people. The thought that technology has not increased stress and worry is objectively wrong.

Any generation before the current generation and this would be a non-story because nobody would have called the cops on this incident. It’s comical that someone wasted their time calling the cops, even more comical the cops wasted any time going to confront this lady and even worse if a court has to waste time listening to this ridiculous matter.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27450 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:29 pm to
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If you were able to take cell phones with cameras and internet, and made them present in any generation, it would have resulted in the same amount of stressed people. The thought that technology has not increased stress and worry is objectively wrong.


Hell, even just the pressure of feeling compelled to be available takes a toll. Years ago, my mother called me, I looked down, saw it was her, and let it ring. I wasn't "unable to answer", but I was doing something it would annoy me to have to stop, and I didn't feel like talking at that moment, so I didn't answer. When I called her back 30m or so later, she asked why I "couldn't" answer, and I responded that I could, but I just didn't want to talk in that moment, so chose not to.

She flipped her shite. Full blown rant.

Which I calmly listened to and then asked: for the first several decades of your life, how many times did you let the phone on the wall ring just because you didn't feel like talking in that moment? How many times after we got caller ID did you do the same when your mom called?

Dead silence for a solid 3-5 seconds.

"I hadn't really thought of that. I don't like it, but I understand..."

But most people never have that conversation with anyone, including internally with themselves. There's nothing wrong with constant connectivity, as long as its a choice. But most people don't view it as a choice anymore. I never, ever ask someone why they didn't pick up when I call, and I consider the question to be the height of rude and invasive. Yet, somehow it's become not only normalized, but rude of you if you don't just answer, but answer in a way the caller deems acceptable. It's fricking insane.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10985 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:55 pm to
You should have just told your mom, you were masturbating at the beach, baw
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55455 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 1:00 pm to
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so if skillet was sitting on the beach throwing rope, and your son saw it, you'd just mind your own business?
I would put him in a choke hold and drown him, me.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6677 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 1:15 pm to
Wonder if this was a stunt for an OnlyFans page, and she just got caught.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27450 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 1:35 pm to
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You should have just told your mom, you were masturbating at the beach, baw


It’s been long enough, and it was trivial enough, that I don’t even remember what it was at this point. So sure, frick it, let’s go with that
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
12390 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 1:46 pm to
Fat Baw cop “it’s a Bullet style”. Seems to know his sex toys pretty well. Probably spends,half his shift watching porn in his cruiser.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66234 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 1:58 pm to
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Hell, even just the pressure of feeling compelled to be available takes a toll. Years ago, my mother called me, I looked down, saw it was her, and let it ring. I wasn't "unable to answer", but I was doing something it would annoy me to have to stop, and I didn't feel like talking at that moment, so I didn't answer.
My cock makes me feel like answering when your Mom calls me.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124928 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 2:06 pm to
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Right? Her lawyer should file a writ of labias porpoise.


Beaches be crazy
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27450 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 2:25 pm to
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My cock makes me feel like answering when your Mom calls me.


Hey, she's an older lady these days, so I would be tempted to say good for her, but I would hazard a guess that you'd be rather disappointing
Posted by BayouBaw84
Thibodaux
Member since Oct 2016
1218 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 2:33 pm to
Who gives a shite? Is she bothering anyone? I’m sure there’s much more pressing issues for the police to be worried about.
This post was edited on 11/26/23 at 2:39 pm
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7047 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:01 pm to
Hopefully, her attorney can get her off.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:04 pm to
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Hopefully, her attorney can get her off


he’ll really have to do some massaging for that to happen
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8272 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:06 pm to
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"I just put it in there. I was covered up and I just had an orgasm
Maybe she was too loud. eta
This post was edited on 11/26/23 at 4:07 pm
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