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re: Police arrest woman after 26 cats, 6 dogs, 2 squirrels, blind owl found in home (WYHI?)

Posted on 12/18/20 at 5:16 am to
Posted by Greenbeanj37
St. George
Member since Dec 2020
667 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 5:16 am to
Hard pass
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18579 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 5:29 am to
That bitch Carrol Baskin’s sister.
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
4233 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 5:36 am to
I need to see the body to answer honestly and from the heart.
Posted by Capitaino
Estero FL
Member since Nov 2020
183 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 5:40 am to
how did they know the owl was blind?
Posted by PacLSU
I have been a
Member since Sep 2003
3658 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 6:18 am to
quote:

dead woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was dead?
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 6:26 am to
Cat lady
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7935 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:19 am to
is that Allison Janney?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45127 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:20 am to
Is she the owl, or am I mistaken?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Police said they found 26 cats, six dogs, two caged squirrels and a blind owl. There were also two large rats in the home, officials said. Authorities also found two dead cats and a dead woodchuck. Health officials condemned the property, Smith said.
She was working on her own “Seven Days of Christmas”:

On the first day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
A sad little blind Owlie

On the second day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
An unresponsive expired woodchuck

On the third day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
Two ferociously large rodents

On the fourth day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
Two extremely dead cats

On the fifth day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
Two caged squirrelly squirrels

On the sixth day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
Six haggard hapless dogs

On the seventh day of Christmas a nut job brought to me
Twenty-six foul fetid felines
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4305 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:44 am to
After taking a glance at "her" I'm positive this guy was the leader of that pack of 26 cats

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38055 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Uh preference a dog more den most humans”


Nah, just you.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29730 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:21 am to
The smell....

...I can't even imagine.

Had to be as bad as post-hurricane odor.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61057 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:24 am to
Looks exactly as I pictured her.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17607 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:30 am to
Just as I imagined
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47812 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:38 am to
grade A example of batshit crazy white woman
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76340 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:42 am to
quote:

(WYHI?)

see. the crazy/hot scale exists for a reason.

this is an 11 on the 1-10 batshit crazy side

but a -11 on the hot scale
so, no thanks
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196626 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:45 am to
quote:

blind owl

That fricker just can't catch a break in 2020.

no shite
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1533 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 9:56 am to
That was a dirty arse trick.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62295 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 10:05 am to
She’s actually not too bad looking for a woman of her age except for those crazy circles around her eyes
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5492 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 10:11 am to
quote:

and a dead woodchuck.


Wonder how much wood he chucked if he could chuck wood at all
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