Started By
Message

Police arrest parking lot pooper. The suspect is accused of eight incidents.

Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:10 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13234 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:10 pm
LINK



quote:

NATICK – At least eight times since early December, the owner of the Natick Outdoor Store made an unpleasant discovery when he arrived at work - a pile of human feces. On Wednesday, Natick Police arrested Andrea F. Grocer, 51, of Ashland, in the parking lot of the store at 38 North Ave. where they found her getting ready to use it as a toilet once again, authorities said. “I’m so happy they arrested her,” said Natick Outdoor Store owner Henry Kanner. “I have no idea who she is. This has been ongoing. She has defecated quite often over here. There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”


quote:

Grocer’s lawyer described her as a “pillar of the community” and said she works full time, during her arraignment in Natick District Court on Wednesday.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58356 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:11 pm to
Once I could understand. At least 8 is no accident.

Now rub her nose in it, hit her with a rolled up magazine, and make sure to tell her “NO!”
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120321 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:12 pm to
She should move to San Fran where this is accepted and applauded
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19537 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:12 pm to
"pillar of the community"

More like pile of shite. Am I right?!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59676 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:12 pm to
Must be her fetish or something
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
390 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:13 pm to
I went through a public pooping phase in college. Hopefully they can get her the help she needs to break this addiction.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:17 pm to
WNHI

Also not into scat
Posted by vol-boy
Dixie
Member since Feb 2012
1382 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:24 pm to
I’ll bet the cops that got assigned to the stakeout to catch her are the butt of some jokes.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10487 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:24 pm to
She needs to ask for a retake, that's a shitty picture.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:26 pm to
That reporter needs to be more creative. "There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a steaming pile of human excrement.”
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:30 pm to
Is she crying or having a stroke?
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:30 pm to
That's not going to be good for business.


That's not going to be good for anybody.
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77411 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:34 pm to
We had someone shite in our parking lot once. Security cameras picked it up..... little old lady stuck in traffic.

We felt bad for her
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas, Tx
Member since Nov 2018
11067 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:43 pm to
her excuse was that she takes laxatives for IBS lmao
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36389 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

I went through a public pooping phase in college.


Did you get off to it or was it just the thrill?
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11560 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Is she crying or having a stroke?


She’s squeezing dem cheeks. She still needs to take a shite.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17022 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:22 pm to
Sometimes you just gotta go and a parking lot is the place
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20903 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

Grocer’s lawyer described her as a “pillar of the community”
I’m sure she is. Most of the really good people in my life that I know, shite in other peoples parking lots
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39147 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:28 pm to
Was she dragged behind a truck for 17 of her 51 years? This pig looks rough.

Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21617 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 7:47 pm to
That store sells rifles. Bet she’s protesting guns or hunting.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram