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re: Polar Bear Cage — Would You Do It?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:15 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:15 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Man I hate being trapped.
I guess claustrophobia? I’ve never been clinically diagnosed but I digress.
frick yeah I’d go in a Polar Bear cage, a Shark cage and then the Crocodile cage, all in the same day.
Giant animals, like ourselves, intrigue me.
I’d love to look into their eyes that closely.
Also, it would be like the Prairie Dog pop up thingy at the old Audubon Zoo.
Tunnel around on your hands and knees then just stick your head into this plexiglass dome and just peep those little doggers, mulling around.
I guess claustrophobia? I’ve never been clinically diagnosed but I digress.
frick yeah I’d go in a Polar Bear cage, a Shark cage and then the Crocodile cage, all in the same day.
Giant animals, like ourselves, intrigue me.
I’d love to look into their eyes that closely.
Also, it would be like the Prairie Dog pop up thingy at the old Audubon Zoo.
Tunnel around on your hands and knees then just stick your head into this plexiglass dome and just peep those little doggers, mulling around.
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Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:16 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
If I’m the bear I push his arse in the water and see what he does
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:40 pm to forkedintheroad
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I bet that Titanic sub guy said the same shite.
Yeah, shame that the cruise liner industry died in 1912.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:45 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
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to film polar bears for the BBC.
What king of reward is that ?
If you survive the bear then you get the BBC ?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:45 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
I’d frick that bear up
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:48 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
If that bear broke a single pane of plexiglass, it would look like scooping watermelon out through a hole in the rind.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:48 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Sure. I’ve been cage diving with great whites, and this doesn’t even carry the risk of me being a dumbass and letting an extremity get too close to the cage 
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:38 pm to Broski
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Yeah, shame that the cruise liner industry died in 1912.
Dude, he talking about the idiots in the stupid sub that imploded. Not the actual titanic.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:46 pm to nicholastiger
Well one thing for sure is that a polar bear will kill you quick.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:47 pm to Broski
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The cage isn't going to fail.
Yeah. Tell that to the imploded gel in the Atlantic.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:48 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
I have that same latch on my shed. That cage is built like crap.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:10 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Anyone’s who has a “yeah, I’ll do that” will probably change their mind on seeing one in the wild.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:37 pm to deltaland
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Cage goes in the snow
You go in the snow
Bear in the snow
Fairwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:52 pm to rs_la
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Anyone’s who has a “yeah, I’ll do that” will probably change their mind on seeing one in the wild
About a decade ago, we were fortunate enough to catch feeding time at the KC Zoo. The staff lowered down 55 gallon drums filled to the brim with meat from about 30 feet up. Polar bears in captivity are incomprehensibly huge in person, especially standing on their hind legs as these were and then they toyed with those 55 g. drums like a cat with a play toy. Can only imagine what the giants in the wild get to be.
In the wild, polar bears are naturally accustomed to surviving upon a feast or famine existence.
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:05 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Polar bears used to be known as nanny bears -- it's just trashy people who train them to be mean.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:09 pm to Tr33fiddy
I hope he was wearing brown pants.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 10:43 pm to One72
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I’ve done crazier things.
Prove it
Posted on 8/2/25 at 11:38 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
I'll take the job, set up a camera/video and press start before he arrives. Well after that giant thing leaves I'll go get my videos of it trying to eat things.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 11:42 pm to Ruston Trombone
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I’d frick that bear up
Made me laugh. That’s one of those survey questions that a substantial minority of men answered that yes, they could whip a grizzly bear.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:20 am to rattlebucket
I’m a climbing arborist, so yeah.
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