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re: Please post what you think Chris Rock should have said to Will after the slap.

Posted on 3/28/22 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37405 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 1:49 pm to
If you look at Rock’s eyes in the closeup shot after the hit and while Smith is yelling at him you can see his comedian brain going a million miles a minute as he runs through all the brutal funny comebacks he could say, but he then manages to dial it back and realize staying quiet is the best course of action

It’s actually really funny (to me) watching him physically hold himself back

This post was edited on 3/28/22 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1449 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:13 pm to
You call yourself the fresh Prince? You slap like the muthafugan fresh Queen.
Posted by Flyin'Cajun
Wiregrass, AL
Member since Dec 2011
1021 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:18 pm to
I mean, does anyone else here think it was staged? Or is it just me? Hell, this is the most anyone has spoken about that shite show event of woke assholes in years.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20199 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:19 pm to
The Fresh Prince just left fresh prints on my face.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108974 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:27 pm to
"Next time I have food in my teeth just tell me"

He should have did a 3 stooges routine as if it was planned.

Posted by WokeGoBroke
Member since Mar 2022
327 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:42 pm to
Your wife's boyfriend would not condone this, Will Smith!
Posted by YankeeBama
Milwaukee
Member since Sep 2017
4804 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:42 pm to
Chris Rock: “Trump won, by a lot”


Would have been epic for the poli board.
Posted by fisherscatfan
Indianapolis
Member since Sep 2020
743 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:43 pm to
I will keep her name out of my mouth when she starts keeping other mens dicks out of hers.
Posted by WokeGoBroke
Member since Mar 2022
327 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I mean, does anyone else here think it was staged? Or is it just me? Hell, this is the most anyone has spoken about that shite show event of woke a-holes in years.


Chris Rock's expression and awkwardness and Smith's cursing kinda makes me believe it was real. It was too awkward. Then the acceptance speech was another level of awkwardness above that.

You had someone committing assault on live TV and then getting an award and trying to be virtuous. It's a terrible look.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65404 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 3:24 pm to
'you call that a punch? why don't you get your boyfriend to work me over net time?,'
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47131 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 3:28 pm to
Can we at least acknowledge that Chris didn’t miss a beat, took the slap, laughed it off and just kept his composure? Say what you want about his comments towards Will’s wife, but he showed some pretty big brass ones right there.

I don’t care how hard the contact was, I don’t think he saw it coming. But it didn’t phase him. Unless you are one of those who think this was entirely some sort of bizarre kabuki theater, I think Chris took as well as he gave
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55980 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 3:35 pm to
CR, "You hit like a bitch!"
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
8218 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 3:36 pm to
I wish Chris would have been quicker with his tongue, a Ryan Reynolds type comic that kept firing daggers would have been epic.
Posted by UAinSOUTHAL
Mobile,AL
Member since Dec 2012
5300 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 3:37 pm to
You got in one little fight about your wife's lost hair and now you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 4:12 pm to
That was a really hairy situation ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11357 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 12:01 am to
Sorry to upset you, Will. You're a great talent. We're all grateful for Quincy Jones' casting couch.
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5616 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 12:06 am to
Apparently, the only thing the Smith’s aren’t open to is jokes.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138899 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:07 am to
quote:

Please post what you think Chris Rock should have said to Will after the slap.
"Thanks for playing to the stereotype, Will. Not helpful bro."
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23946 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 5:10 am to
Chris Rock handled that as well as anyone could ever do. He moved on to continue his monologue. If anyone had tuned in 10 seconds after the exchange you wouldn’t know anything had gone on.

Will Smith…. Sucker slapping bitch.
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1234 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:54 am to
I ain’t sayin’ it’s right…….but I unduhstaaaaand!!
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