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re: Pizzaballa is the leading candidate for pope.

Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:19 am to
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:19 am to
Great name for a pizza restaurant. This could be how the Catholic Church gets out of its financial mess.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:28 am to
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conservative


Would be unique for the catholic church for sure
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:31 am to
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Pizzaballa is the leading candidate for pope.
If IIRC -there is a heavy push for an Italian Pope. This guy was born there, but did his religious studies in Israel, alongside the teachings of Islam and Judaism.
This helps his case as his learnings there provided him with a heavy background in the foundations of Christianity.

Plus there is pizza in his name. He's gotta win


Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:33 am to
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Posted by eddieray
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:44 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:45 am to
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He is reported to have said, “There are fäggôt rings, we’ve gotten rid of at least one.”



So I'm imagining this.



Only formed into a ring shape and deep fried.

They are at the conclave and he calls up Cardinal Lasagnashotcalla and says "Hey, get your red hat wearing arse to the conclave already. “There are fäggot rings, we’ve gotten rid of at least one.”.



This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 7:29 am
Posted by Pax Regis
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:49 am to
Well he has my vote. He’s probably still Marxist but anything to the right of Francis is an improvement.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:52 am to
Francis said frociaggine on at least two occasions.

I like it because now we can say frociaggie.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8416 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:52 am to
Pizza and a Baller?? Hmmm.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48786 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 6:55 am to
Fully support him on this alone.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:01 am to
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He is pretty young and conservative as I recall. Around age 60 I think? And with the huge influx of liberal and Jesuit influenced cardinals, I think this would be a surprising choice. Unless I am confused in my memory of this man.

He turned 60 the day Pope Francis passed.


He's Gen X.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:08 am to
The Catholic Church might be the original Pizzagate.
Posted by SwampMonster
Member since Feb 2025
592 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:13 am to
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You would think since the Pope is the Vicar of Christ


Except he’s not, so there’s that
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:21 am to
Maybe he can get the nuns that make the communion wafers some leeway to add some pizza type flavoring so they look and taste like:


The red coloring will make it more resemble the body of Christ. The nuns will have to find some natural coloring since RFK is getting rid of some of food coloring probably used in those chips.
This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 7:27 am
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
1183 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:34 am to
I thought he was a fanook
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3878 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:52 am to
Believe it or not, the succession of the papacy is probably at it's least political point today.. Can you imagine an extremely wealthy family installing a pope? Well, the Medici's installed four of them from the 1500-1600s. Today, popes can come from all parts of the world Before 1970 there all Italian or French, with very little exception.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:54 am to
Dude looks like Stallone.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:59 am to
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Well, the Medici's installed four of them from the 1500-1600s


Who installed that last Pope, Pope Fugazzi? He cared little for tradition and values.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3878 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:06 am to
I' m not commenting at all on the quality of said pope. The Medici's basically owned the College of Cardinals and influenced who they selected. Again, one family....
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19150 posts
Posted on 5/4/25 at 8:24 am to
That is an awesome last name even for the pedo-defenders crew.
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