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Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by Pechon
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:25 pm to
I could lose a few pounds myself. With that said, nothing screams "I'm a big fat frick" like putting ranch dressing on pizza.

Hell, ranch dressing on anything. Yeah, look at this healthy salad, you know what it needs? A disgusting liquid made from mayonnaise.

Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

 I also like vagina, but I don't think ranch would be good on it.

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Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:25 pm to
It’s amazing. I always kept a bottle of ranch in my fridge in college mainly for pizza dipping. I rarely do it now unless I go to gattis buffet. Then it is mother f’n on. Whole plate of ranch and whole plate of pizza. I feel awful afterward.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

TigersHuskers


You have never done anything for me to personally hate you.
























But I do.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:45 pm to
I won't eat normal pizza without it. If ranch is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I don't use it for "fancy" neapolitan pizza, however. I'm not itching for ranch at Domenica.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118612 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 11:55 pm to
Ancora>>>Domenica. So is Oak Oven.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:02 am to
I was just using an example of the type of pizza I won't dip into ranch.

Pizza Delicious though? Give me the ranch if you got it!
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39647 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:03 am to
Anyone who puts ranch on pizza disgusts me. Fat pos you are
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39647 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:04 am to
quote:

It’s amazing. I always kept a bottle of ranch in my fridge in college mainly for pizza dipping. I rarely do it now unless I go to gattis buffet. Then it is mother f’n on. Whole plate of ranch and whole plate of pizza. I feel awful afterward.
you didn’t do gattis right if you don’t feel like absolute shite after


Haven’t been there in forever but I miss those days
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:08 am to
I knew that photo would make an appearance.

I hate food snobs, and I certainly try not to judge anyone based on their food preferences. After all, it's none of my fricking business. But folks that eat steak well done and/or slather ranch dressing on everything are making it difficult.


quote:

Anyone who puts ranch on pizza disgusts me. Fat pos you are

See, I'm trying so hard to not be this prick!
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 12:09 am
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:13 am to
Man, I get it. Ketchup/ranch on certain things seems so fat to me too. But with cheap pizza.... oh so good.

It makes up for a shitty crust, which is the case at most average places.

To be fair, I'm not pouring it on and I don't like to mask the sauce. So tiny dips (think like how tiny of a poke you do sushi in soy) until I get to the crust. Then big dips
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 12:14 am
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7245 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 5:09 am to
My 12 year old son gets it drizzled on his Blaze pizza. I make fun of him and call it "hillbilly sauce".
I made him a Philly Cheese Steak last night and he said "I bet this would be good with ranch". WTF
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 5:10 am to
Pizza doesn't need ranch unless you're eating crappy pizza.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11583 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 5:33 am to
As far as pizza, it doesn’t get better than with ranch.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 6:07 am to
Trash on trash
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42767 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 6:11 am to
quote:

To be fair, I'm not pouring it on and I don't like to mask the sauce. So tiny dips (think like how tiny of a poke you do sushi in soy) until I get to the crust. Then big dips


What if I dunk sushi in soy sauce like Oreos in milk?
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 6:14 am to
Depends on the pizza and the ranch
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 6:15 am to
quote:

Is there anything better?


My 8 year old would agree with you.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12211 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 6:27 am to
A friend of mine won’t eat pizza without slathering it in Heinz 57.
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