Piss Drunk tourists and bachelorette parties are returning to New Orleans - pics added

Last night I was helping my friend get some cameras set up to record a show he’s playing this weekend. My apartment is pretty old with poor sound insulation. We hear some girl screaming outside and just peak outside to check it out. This girl is wearing a pretty tight club dress and is clearly waiting for the street car after pregaming to head downtown.

I live off a side street so she must have decided that’d be a good place to go relieve herself. So she’s stumbling incredibly drunk down my block being very loud and obnoxious. Suddenly she just freezes dead stop, faces the street, hikes her dress all the way up, bends clean over, and just starts letting her rip. No little squat in the bushes or anything. Just pissing bare arse bent over in front of God and all creation on a public street at like 9PM.

My buddy and I are in stunned disbelief. It’s a very well lit street too. She’s doing this right under a street light and in front of two houses. Then I notice she’s also pissing literally 6” away from my car. I race to get my keys and activate the remote engine start.

She tightened up, lurched up and started cartoonishly sprinting back towards Saint Charles screaming for her friends. I guess it’s fair to say I did the opposite of scare the piss out of her. I’m sure my words don’t do it justice but dammit watching her reaction as she thinks she has the entire street to herself pissing like a damn animal just to see the car she’s standing right next to suddenly fire up in the dark like the bat mobile is something I’ll never forget.

The aftermath:

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